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John Kleckner
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comic friend (he/they)

🏷️ #comic #animation #art
you, the pedestrian gamer: it's cool how you can see Samus's reflection :)

me, fun at parties: my gas station sunglasses have better anti-reflective coating than this
January 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
and shoutout to whatever is happening in this clip
January 6, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I love time limits
January 6, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Done with the DLC: An agonizing overpriced slog on top of an otherwise pretty good game. Anyway, here's my incidental shiny haul (feat. Furfrou, which I did actively hunt)
January 6, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Annual reminder that I have a video game review blog, and just posted my GOTY wrap-up! Here are my top 10, with other categories under the fold:
www.instagram.com/p/DTGaMKrktTY/
www.tumblr.com/jgndotcom/80...
January 4, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Did they use the wrong player/Pokémon name variable here? lol
January 1, 2026 at 10:40 PM
wow that was my 2025 word too. and my 2024, 2023, 2022...
January 1, 2026 at 8:37 PM
nevermind one of the new side quests inadvertently led me to my last collectible and the DLC has been redeemed
January 1, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Pictured: The angel on my shoulder telling me to stop playing the DLC
December 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I always knew Cave Story got fucked, but not like this

(finally setting up my profile on Backloggd)
December 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
anybody want to slam a couple brewskis with my Steam account
December 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
there's something in the water in Kalos
December 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
#comic (2/2)
December 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
and I’m from Paris (pronounced in French like ‘parry’)

Single-image mirror (thanks Blue 'no gifs in photosets' sky): imgur.com/26ZRDp0

#comic (1/2)
December 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
in hindsight I'm 99% sure Mrs. Boobs is the lava planet boss from Star Fox 64 (but with boobs)
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
thinking about the Pokémon OCs my friend and I made in 2nd grade (he made Mrs. Boobs)
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
cool game
December 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
watching this week's My Hero Academia and that's, that's an Alphys Undertale
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
you can tell AI is the future when the only way to boost engagement is by tricking users into clicking on it ('continue' and 'try it now' both open the Gemini sidebar)
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Dr. Pepper Ten was kind of ahead of its time, considering today's political climate
December 1, 2025 at 8:00 PM
unlocked the Lanky Kong statue
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Inquiring minds want to know: Does it look good in-game? No. Buy today
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
turned my famous ghosts into Kirby Air Riders machines

sources for the uninitiated:
Hejibits #014 - Scuba Entei: imgur.com/7K9ebaS
Hejibits #085 - Haunted Humor: imgur.com/9DWAkZ7
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM