Helen Raw
@helenraw.bsky.social
the cat & dog lady • menopausal • sweats a lot • swears a lot • Poundland Poirot • probably a witch, a rabid Scottish one 🧙♀️• mostly can't be arsed 🙄
There are some dubious rumours abound that I shared my scrambled eggs. #WeeTobes, who can’t be named for legal reasons, was interviewed and provided damning evidence… 😹🥰
NB: in my defence it got his tablet down the hatch 😹🙈
#TheCatAndDogLady
NB: in my defence it got his tablet down the hatch 😹🙈
#TheCatAndDogLady
February 23, 2025 at 9:28 AM
There are some dubious rumours abound that I shared my scrambled eggs. #WeeTobes, who can’t be named for legal reasons, was interviewed and provided damning evidence… 😹🥰
NB: in my defence it got his tablet down the hatch 😹🙈
#TheCatAndDogLady
NB: in my defence it got his tablet down the hatch 😹🙈
#TheCatAndDogLady
Aunty Helen, do you remember that YOUR bacon sammiches are MY fav? I’ll just sit here looking cute until you remember and give me some… - #WeeTobes 😹🥰
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#TheCatAndDogLady
February 22, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Aunty Helen, do you remember that YOUR bacon sammiches are MY fav? I’ll just sit here looking cute until you remember and give me some… - #WeeTobes 😹🥰
#TheCatAndDogLady
#TheCatAndDogLady
#WeeTobes is back for a weekend mini break and has made himself comfy on Aunty Helen’s bed for a post snack nap 🥰
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#TheCatAndDogLady
February 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
#WeeTobes is back for a weekend mini break and has made himself comfy on Aunty Helen’s bed for a post snack nap 🥰
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Afternoon Helen thinks Morning Helen is an absolute cunt.
February 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Afternoon Helen thinks Morning Helen is an absolute cunt.
OMG I am literally running on pure rage today for no reason other than I’m a woman and 50 and my body is trying to turn itself inside out 😡😡😡😡
February 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
OMG I am literally running on pure rage today for no reason other than I’m a woman and 50 and my body is trying to turn itself inside out 😡😡😡😡
Look at all ma wee pals that are coming back in Feb & Mar 🥰😻
#NotAWolf #WeeTobes #RubyRubesLambChop #WeeBlueNumpty
They are all such different wee beasts & I ❤️ them all.
#TheCatAndDogLady
#NotAWolf #WeeTobes #RubyRubesLambChop #WeeBlueNumpty
They are all such different wee beasts & I ❤️ them all.
#TheCatAndDogLady
February 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Look at all ma wee pals that are coming back in Feb & Mar 🥰😻
#NotAWolf #WeeTobes #RubyRubesLambChop #WeeBlueNumpty
They are all such different wee beasts & I ❤️ them all.
#TheCatAndDogLady
#NotAWolf #WeeTobes #RubyRubesLambChop #WeeBlueNumpty
They are all such different wee beasts & I ❤️ them all.
#TheCatAndDogLady
Lovely review in from #FloofFace's Mum & Dad 😻😻The Floof is a lovely wee pie welcome back any time (just as well it all worked out cos she's back in June 😹)
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February 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Lovely review in from #FloofFace's Mum & Dad 😻😻The Floof is a lovely wee pie welcome back any time (just as well it all worked out cos she's back in June 😹)
#TheCatAndDogLady
rawspaws.com/reviews
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She’s had a final guzzle at the cat pub before heading home with her real servants. Dinnae panic, she’s back again soon so plenty more #FloofFace to come on here now I’ve remembered to post again 😹🥰
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February 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
She’s had a final guzzle at the cat pub before heading home with her real servants. Dinnae panic, she’s back again soon so plenty more #FloofFace to come on here now I’ve remembered to post again 😹🥰
#TheCatAndDogLady
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Brain: finish that report Helen
Also brain: no, do this completely unnecessary sorting task first
Brain: Helen, we’ve been through this, just get the report done
Also brain: but look at the state of this pile now, it must be sorted…
😩🙄🙈😂
Also brain: no, do this completely unnecessary sorting task first
Brain: Helen, we’ve been through this, just get the report done
Also brain: but look at the state of this pile now, it must be sorted…
😩🙄🙈😂
January 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Brain: finish that report Helen
Also brain: no, do this completely unnecessary sorting task first
Brain: Helen, we’ve been through this, just get the report done
Also brain: but look at the state of this pile now, it must be sorted…
😩🙄🙈😂
Also brain: no, do this completely unnecessary sorting task first
Brain: Helen, we’ve been through this, just get the report done
Also brain: but look at the state of this pile now, it must be sorted…
😩🙄🙈😂
A nicer post tonight.
The #GinormousGingerSmooshBeast has come out of hiding and is having a mooch about. LOOK AT HIM 🥰🥰
#TheCatAndDogLady
The #GinormousGingerSmooshBeast has come out of hiding and is having a mooch about. LOOK AT HIM 🥰🥰
#TheCatAndDogLady
January 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
A nicer post tonight.
The #GinormousGingerSmooshBeast has come out of hiding and is having a mooch about. LOOK AT HIM 🥰🥰
#TheCatAndDogLady
The #GinormousGingerSmooshBeast has come out of hiding and is having a mooch about. LOOK AT HIM 🥰🥰
#TheCatAndDogLady
After hearing reports very close to home and you realise that it is ACTUALLY ALL MEN until proven otherwise.
Creepy, gropey, nasty twats - the lot of you 😡
#NotAllMen
#YesItFuckingIs
Creepy, gropey, nasty twats - the lot of you 😡
#NotAllMen
#YesItFuckingIs
January 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
After hearing reports very close to home and you realise that it is ACTUALLY ALL MEN until proven otherwise.
Creepy, gropey, nasty twats - the lot of you 😡
#NotAllMen
#YesItFuckingIs
Creepy, gropey, nasty twats - the lot of you 😡
#NotAllMen
#YesItFuckingIs
Merry Christmas from me and Baby Raw😂🎅🎄
December 22, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Merry Christmas from me and Baby Raw😂🎅🎄
Am I really the most goodest beautiful girl Aunty Helen? You do say it a lot so I guess it must be true 🥰 - #RubyRubesLambChop
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December 22, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Am I really the most goodest beautiful girl Aunty Helen? You do say it a lot so I guess it must be true 🥰 - #RubyRubesLambChop
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A wee reminder.
If you see a dog do a big stretch and you don't say 'oooo biiiiiiig streeeeeetch' yer a wrong un! 🥺😹
You're welcome.
#TheCatAndDogLady
If you see a dog do a big stretch and you don't say 'oooo biiiiiiig streeeeeetch' yer a wrong un! 🥺😹
You're welcome.
#TheCatAndDogLady
December 15, 2024 at 8:57 PM
A wee reminder.
If you see a dog do a big stretch and you don't say 'oooo biiiiiiig streeeeeetch' yer a wrong un! 🥺😹
You're welcome.
#TheCatAndDogLady
If you see a dog do a big stretch and you don't say 'oooo biiiiiiig streeeeeetch' yer a wrong un! 🥺😹
You're welcome.
#TheCatAndDogLady
December 14, 2024 at 6:40 PM
#NotASausage has left the building 😭 BUT before he left, we put together a helpful video for all the wee dugs with the wee legs who might struggle to get in and out of ball pits...
👇 #ReckItRufus shows how it's done 👇
😹😹
#TheCatAndDogLady
👇 #ReckItRufus shows how it's done 👇
😹😹
#TheCatAndDogLady
December 10, 2024 at 4:59 PM
#NotASausage has left the building 😭 BUT before he left, we put together a helpful video for all the wee dugs with the wee legs who might struggle to get in and out of ball pits...
👇 #ReckItRufus shows how it's done 👇
😹😹
#TheCatAndDogLady
👇 #ReckItRufus shows how it's done 👇
😹😹
#TheCatAndDogLady
Wee Rufus is pitching up tomorrow 🥰🥳
Temp hashtag #NotASausage
PS that bed is actually a Polo Mint!😹
#TheCatAndDogLady
Temp hashtag #NotASausage
PS that bed is actually a Polo Mint!😹
#TheCatAndDogLady
December 3, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Wee Rufus is pitching up tomorrow 🥰🥳
Temp hashtag #NotASausage
PS that bed is actually a Polo Mint!😹
#TheCatAndDogLady
Temp hashtag #NotASausage
PS that bed is actually a Polo Mint!😹
#TheCatAndDogLady
LOOK AT THIS WEE PIE 🥰
This is Blossom and she is a brand new Raw's Paws guest and is gossip pals with #FantasticFonzie #WeeHideyBawBag. He's told her all about the 'secret cat drawer'.
She will be here on 30th Jan - look at the floof on her 🤗🥰
#TheCatAndDogLady
This is Blossom and she is a brand new Raw's Paws guest and is gossip pals with #FantasticFonzie #WeeHideyBawBag. He's told her all about the 'secret cat drawer'.
She will be here on 30th Jan - look at the floof on her 🤗🥰
#TheCatAndDogLady
November 29, 2024 at 7:31 PM
LOOK AT THIS WEE PIE 🥰
This is Blossom and she is a brand new Raw's Paws guest and is gossip pals with #FantasticFonzie #WeeHideyBawBag. He's told her all about the 'secret cat drawer'.
She will be here on 30th Jan - look at the floof on her 🤗🥰
#TheCatAndDogLady
This is Blossom and she is a brand new Raw's Paws guest and is gossip pals with #FantasticFonzie #WeeHideyBawBag. He's told her all about the 'secret cat drawer'.
She will be here on 30th Jan - look at the floof on her 🤗🥰
#TheCatAndDogLady
Breakfast of champions.
November 26, 2024 at 9:51 AM
Breakfast of champions.
When everyone else is going minimal with logos. Buck the trend.
Old v New :-)
Old v New :-)
November 22, 2024 at 5:45 PM
When everyone else is going minimal with logos. Buck the trend.
Old v New :-)
Old v New :-)
On the day I nearly gave away my toaster I'm bingeing on toast for tea!
November 16, 2024 at 7:29 PM
On the day I nearly gave away my toaster I'm bingeing on toast for tea!
#ScotmidSimba and her wee stiff legs have left the building 🥹 She is welcome back any time (maybe with her mobility scooter).
What a wee darling she is 🥰🥰
#MatalanMufasa #AldiAslan #NotALionActually
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What a wee darling she is 🥰🥰
#MatalanMufasa #AldiAslan #NotALionActually
#TheCatAndDogLady
November 16, 2024 at 3:36 PM
#ScotmidSimba and her wee stiff legs have left the building 🥹 She is welcome back any time (maybe with her mobility scooter).
What a wee darling she is 🥰🥰
#MatalanMufasa #AldiAslan #NotALionActually
#TheCatAndDogLady
What a wee darling she is 🥰🥰
#MatalanMufasa #AldiAslan #NotALionActually
#TheCatAndDogLady
My current holiday guest has gone home so I thought ‘get your arse to the shop’ and walking to the car this little kid was pointing and saying ‘we love you’ I said ‘aw we love you too’ and his Dad said ‘he’s pointing out the BMWs’!
FFS 😂🙈
FFS 😂🙈
November 16, 2024 at 12:41 PM
My current holiday guest has gone home so I thought ‘get your arse to the shop’ and walking to the car this little kid was pointing and saying ‘we love you’ I said ‘aw we love you too’ and his Dad said ‘he’s pointing out the BMWs’!
FFS 😂🙈
FFS 😂🙈
It’s raining, so after going out for the fastest wee in the world, we are now doing this 🥰#NotALionActually #SittingOnCouchesIsSo1995 😹
My Friday night is probably better than yours 😹🥰
#TheCatAndDogLady
My Friday night is probably better than yours 😹🥰
#TheCatAndDogLady
November 15, 2024 at 9:27 PM
It’s raining, so after going out for the fastest wee in the world, we are now doing this 🥰#NotALionActually #SittingOnCouchesIsSo1995 😹
My Friday night is probably better than yours 😹🥰
#TheCatAndDogLady
My Friday night is probably better than yours 😹🥰
#TheCatAndDogLady
November 15, 2024 at 10:05 AM