helenreddymades
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I'm working hard to become a differently negative person
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Garfunkel and son. Tempted to start a doctorate in fatherhood studies
There was a couple at my high school who worked at Taco Bell together and told people that they hooked up in the freezer. Every so often when I see a Taco Bell I wonder if they are still together.
November 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
There was a couple at my high school who worked at Taco Bell together and told people that they hooked up in the freezer. Every so often when I see a Taco Bell I wonder if they are still together.
Annual reminder about the CN Tower-themed attempt to celebrate Toronto in spirits from the 70s. Recipe:
1 oz Ricard
1/2 oz Gin
1/4 oz GREEN Crème de menthe
5 oz ORANGE JUICE
(Still surprised the "Toronto SuperstIk"--the name or the cocktail never caught on)
1 oz Ricard
1/2 oz Gin
1/4 oz GREEN Crème de menthe
5 oz ORANGE JUICE
(Still surprised the "Toronto SuperstIk"--the name or the cocktail never caught on)
September 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Annual reminder about the CN Tower-themed attempt to celebrate Toronto in spirits from the 70s. Recipe:
1 oz Ricard
1/2 oz Gin
1/4 oz GREEN Crème de menthe
5 oz ORANGE JUICE
(Still surprised the "Toronto SuperstIk"--the name or the cocktail never caught on)
1 oz Ricard
1/2 oz Gin
1/4 oz GREEN Crème de menthe
5 oz ORANGE JUICE
(Still surprised the "Toronto SuperstIk"--the name or the cocktail never caught on)
This is the SAME guy
September 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
This is the SAME guy
After all this, Trump emerges at the podium with no arms and legs, but otherwise alright.
September 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
After all this, Trump emerges at the podium with no arms and legs, but otherwise alright.
In its raw form, Québec culture cannot be contained, or even explained.
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À l'état brut, la culture québécoise ne peut être contenue, ni même expliquée
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À l'état brut, la culture québécoise ne peut être contenue, ni même expliquée
◇ youtu.be/nSQNyKZWsjA?...
Galaxie - Monsieur Tranquille, Patof et Nestor
YouTube video by aldiakaroofus
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June 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
In its raw form, Québec culture cannot be contained, or even explained.
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À l'état brut, la culture québécoise ne peut être contenue, ni même expliquée
◇ youtu.be/nSQNyKZWsjA?...
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À l'état brut, la culture québécoise ne peut être contenue, ni même expliquée
◇ youtu.be/nSQNyKZWsjA?...
Imagine walking into a job interview and this is the hiring committee
May 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Imagine walking into a job interview and this is the hiring committee
For any sports team called the Lions, there should be mascot called Lionysus, a classically hedonistic lion fully decked out with toga, wine, grapes, only just recently flaccid, etc.
May 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
For any sports team called the Lions, there should be mascot called Lionysus, a classically hedonistic lion fully decked out with toga, wine, grapes, only just recently flaccid, etc.
Where's the Giallo Star Wars?
May 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Where's the Giallo Star Wars?
The Glaswegi Board!
It's just a regular Ouija board, but it swears at you in plaid
It's just a regular Ouija board, but it swears at you in plaid
May 8, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The Glaswegi Board!
It's just a regular Ouija board, but it swears at you in plaid
It's just a regular Ouija board, but it swears at you in plaid
Daughter, 2 yo, wearing only Minnie Mouse underwear and stumbling flopsily like a 19th century New York Irish cop on the way back from a bar is singing to herself, "you cannot hold my Ringo! You cannot hold my Ringo!..." Another Sunday night!
April 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Daughter, 2 yo, wearing only Minnie Mouse underwear and stumbling flopsily like a 19th century New York Irish cop on the way back from a bar is singing to herself, "you cannot hold my Ringo! You cannot hold my Ringo!..." Another Sunday night!
Say what you will, bullying seems to at least kinda work
April 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Say what you will, bullying seems to at least kinda work
I've never seen a man look better than this. It's never been done. If there's a portrait of Dorian Gray in his attic, it's also hanging out with the portrait of Viktor Orbán and the drummer in the portrait of it's dad band is also a pedophile.
April 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I've never seen a man look better than this. It's never been done. If there's a portrait of Dorian Gray in his attic, it's also hanging out with the portrait of Viktor Orbán and the drummer in the portrait of it's dad band is also a pedophile.
Happy Easter! For me, it always brings to mind the magnificent horror of this seasonal display we stumbled upon in a mall on Montreal's east end back in 2012. I hope it fills your long weekend with the same sense of erotic wonder and mystery that it has for mine.
April 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Happy Easter! For me, it always brings to mind the magnificent horror of this seasonal display we stumbled upon in a mall on Montreal's east end back in 2012. I hope it fills your long weekend with the same sense of erotic wonder and mystery that it has for mine.
Is that what you'd call it?
April 7, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Is that what you'd call it?
For the first time AI has generated something worthy of putting on a T shirt
March 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
For the first time AI has generated something worthy of putting on a T shirt
One thing streaming doesn't have: art!
March 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
One thing streaming doesn't have: art!
Say what you will about AI, I like seeing this
March 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Say what you will about AI, I like seeing this
This is a great record. For some reason (maybe because it had a minor hit on it), I see it cheap all over the place lately. If you do, pick it up. #RIP
March 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
This is a great record. For some reason (maybe because it had a minor hit on it), I see it cheap all over the place lately. If you do, pick it up. #RIP
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Reposted by helenreddymades
RIP to an absolute icon, Juul Hallmeyer, legendary Toronto costume designer who was a key contributor to the greatness of SCTV
March 1, 2025 at 4:10 PM
RIP to an absolute icon, Juul Hallmeyer, legendary Toronto costume designer who was a key contributor to the greatness of SCTV
Reposted by helenreddymades
btw one thing I learned at the training i went to this weekend is that bc ICE isn't allowed anywhere in a business that a customer wouldn't be allowed, an employees only sign on a door is enough to cause them to need a warrant. "closed for a private event" guarantees the same
February 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
btw one thing I learned at the training i went to this weekend is that bc ICE isn't allowed anywhere in a business that a customer wouldn't be allowed, an employees only sign on a door is enough to cause them to need a warrant. "closed for a private event" guarantees the same
Swedish House Gymnastics c. 1913 publicdomainreview.org/collection/s...
Swedish House-Gymnastics (1913)
These wonderful photographs, which make such innovative use of multiple exposure, are from a 1913 book by Theodor Bergquist, Director of the Swedish Gymnastic Institute in the Bavarian spa town of Bad...
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February 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Swedish House Gymnastics c. 1913 publicdomainreview.org/collection/s...
Worst improv prompt yet: a rich gen x guy who cheats at video games goes to work for a rich boomer who cheats at golf.... in the White House!
February 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Worst improv prompt yet: a rich gen x guy who cheats at video games goes to work for a rich boomer who cheats at golf.... in the White House!
I wish social media had been around for the Gots Money episode of Law and Order: SVU
a man in a suit is holding a helmet in his hand while another man looks on .
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a helmet in his hand while another man looks on .
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February 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I wish social media had been around for the Gots Money episode of Law and Order: SVU