Hey kids, dont forget to pledge allegiance to your hands, your team, your vibes today
October 13, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Hey kids, dont forget to pledge allegiance to your hands, your team, your vibes today
Wrote my intro piece!
Welcome to The Cerebral Swiftie
Why I'm here and why I'm excited you're here too.
open.substack.com
September 1, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Wrote my intro piece!
Reposted by Helen Wheels
My son came home from his second day of school this year to see news coverage of the Minnesota school shooting. His reply was so simple and so out of reach.
"They should just make a law that people can't have guns, why can't they just do that?" - Jack, age 11
We have failed our children so deeply.
"They should just make a law that people can't have guns, why can't they just do that?" - Jack, age 11
We have failed our children so deeply.
August 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
My son came home from his second day of school this year to see news coverage of the Minnesota school shooting. His reply was so simple and so out of reach.
"They should just make a law that people can't have guns, why can't they just do that?" - Jack, age 11
We have failed our children so deeply.
"They should just make a law that people can't have guns, why can't they just do that?" - Jack, age 11
We have failed our children so deeply.
Catch me on Substack. Username: heleniumbruno 🌻
August 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Catch me on Substack. Username: heleniumbruno 🌻
Corporations this month: 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
My gay friends this month:
My gay friends this month:
a group of pikachu mascots are dancing together in a mall
ALT: a group of pikachu mascots are dancing together in a mall
media.tenor.com
June 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Corporations this month: 🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
My gay friends this month:
My gay friends this month:
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Airplanes are falling from the sky, colliding on the runway and this man is getting a 400 million dollar airplane from another country as a "gift" Bruh.
May 13, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Airplanes are falling from the sky, colliding on the runway and this man is getting a 400 million dollar airplane from another country as a "gift" Bruh.
May 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Reposted by Helen Wheels
Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism.
We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
November 12, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism.
We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive
Reposted by Helen Wheels
is it a good thing when u do the nicole kidman divorce pose upon leaving work
April 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
is it a good thing when u do the nicole kidman divorce pose upon leaving work
April 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Forget Coachella babe we're going to Chandrila
April 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Forget Coachella babe we're going to Chandrila
If my cat was a human
April 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
If my cat was a human
Thank you to all the women who "produced" Easter this weekend ♡
#kinkeeping #genderdisparity #holidayweekend
#kinkeeping #genderdisparity #holidayweekend
The Constant Work to Keep a Family Connected Has a Name
“Kinkeeping” plays a crucial role in a family’s health and well-being, and it’s still predominantly done by women.
www.nytimes.com
April 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Thank you to all the women who "produced" Easter this weekend ♡
#kinkeeping #genderdisparity #holidayweekend
#kinkeeping #genderdisparity #holidayweekend
April 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Reposted by Helen Wheels
The Empty Library (1995) is a public memorial dedicated to the remembrance of the Nazi book burnings that took place in the Bebelplatz in Berlin, Germany on May 10, 1933. The memorial is set into the cobblestones of the plaza and contains a collection of empty subterranean bookcases.
April 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The Empty Library (1995) is a public memorial dedicated to the remembrance of the Nazi book burnings that took place in the Bebelplatz in Berlin, Germany on May 10, 1933. The memorial is set into the cobblestones of the plaza and contains a collection of empty subterranean bookcases.
Monday Mood
(📍Milwaukee Art Museum)
(📍Milwaukee Art Museum)
April 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Monday Mood
(📍Milwaukee Art Museum)
(📍Milwaukee Art Museum)
Champagne taste and a
Beer purse
I keep leveling up but
rent prices get worse
My friends try to help,
send apartment blurbs
But I would die
in the starch white style
of remote suburbs
Beer purse
I keep leveling up but
rent prices get worse
My friends try to help,
send apartment blurbs
But I would die
in the starch white style
of remote suburbs
March 30, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Champagne taste and a
Beer purse
I keep leveling up but
rent prices get worse
My friends try to help,
send apartment blurbs
But I would die
in the starch white style
of remote suburbs
Beer purse
I keep leveling up but
rent prices get worse
My friends try to help,
send apartment blurbs
But I would die
in the starch white style
of remote suburbs
Reposted by Helen Wheels
Today the Swifties Taught Me: Abraham Lincoln had 4 cats
March 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Today the Swifties Taught Me: Abraham Lincoln had 4 cats
Pet peeve at women's marches: men, specifically, who bring signs that don't directly speak on women's issues. Eat the Rich, Save Ukraine, boo Trump, etc. It's not just an anti-Trump rally or boo Republicans party. Men who bring signs that are actually about women's rights understand the assignment
March 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Pet peeve at women's marches: men, specifically, who bring signs that don't directly speak on women's issues. Eat the Rich, Save Ukraine, boo Trump, etc. It's not just an anti-Trump rally or boo Republicans party. Men who bring signs that are actually about women's rights understand the assignment
I'm 100% against antisemitism. This isn't about that. This is another case of the President trying to control the free speech of campus protests. This is ALSO another case of Trump declaring fidelity Netanyahu. Thirdly, defunding research in higher education means more privatization.
Trump administration cancels $400 million in federal dollars for Columbia University
The administration said it was cancelling grants and other federal awards for Columbia for an alleged failure to protect Jewish students from antisemitism.
www.npr.org
March 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I'm 100% against antisemitism. This isn't about that. This is another case of the President trying to control the free speech of campus protests. This is ALSO another case of Trump declaring fidelity Netanyahu. Thirdly, defunding research in higher education means more privatization.