Helioscrivener
@helioscrivener.bsky.social
Eldolf Muskler is a Nazi c*nt
MAGAs are Putin worshipping Nazi garbage
Banned from Threads for posting viral vid of Elon on drugs
MAGAs are Putin worshipping Nazi garbage
Banned from Threads for posting viral vid of Elon on drugs
That lady could totally kick his ass in a fight
December 1, 2025 at 2:57 AM
That lady could totally kick his ass in a fight
Elon chipped him some time ago. Every time he goes for an "MRI," they update the firmware.
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Elon chipped him some time ago. Every time he goes for an "MRI," they update the firmware.
Retaliate by putting a bent, 17 inch strip of titanium on your desk and laughing every year on the anniversary.
November 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Retaliate by putting a bent, 17 inch strip of titanium on your desk and laughing every year on the anniversary.
Bad, but not On The Buses bad.
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Bad, but not On The Buses bad.
I hate baubles. When I was 12 I found some red baubles in a hedge. Picked them up to discover they were spongy, then realized they were a sheep's bollocks sans rest of sheep. The terror
November 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I hate baubles. When I was 12 I found some red baubles in a hedge. Picked them up to discover they were spongy, then realized they were a sheep's bollocks sans rest of sheep. The terror
The best sex of my life was with a woman who looked like a Clanger.
November 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The best sex of my life was with a woman who looked like a Clanger.
You won The Foots
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
You won The Foots
You just know Pilsner Pete is steeped to the gills right now
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
You just know Pilsner Pete is steeped to the gills right now
Better still, replace it with a living meadow. Wild grasses, dandelions etc. How about some presidential bee hives.
November 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Better still, replace it with a living meadow. Wild grasses, dandelions etc. How about some presidential bee hives.
He's starting to remind me of another prolific pedo in his later years, Jimmy Savile
November 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
He's starting to remind me of another prolific pedo in his later years, Jimmy Savile
1) Employers who hire undocumented workers usually pay them cash they've already paid income taxes on. They adjust the wage to take this into account. So virtually every "illlegal" immigrant pays income tax.
2) Something like 25% then go onto pay taxes via an ITIN, meaning they've paid taxes twice
2) Something like 25% then go onto pay taxes via an ITIN, meaning they've paid taxes twice
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
1) Employers who hire undocumented workers usually pay them cash they've already paid income taxes on. They adjust the wage to take this into account. So virtually every "illlegal" immigrant pays income tax.
2) Something like 25% then go onto pay taxes via an ITIN, meaning they've paid taxes twice
2) Something like 25% then go onto pay taxes via an ITIN, meaning they've paid taxes twice
What about when they spit on it, ladies? Hugely erotic, right? Very classy.
November 29, 2025 at 8:29 PM
What about when they spit on it, ladies? Hugely erotic, right? Very classy.
Once when I was delirious with flu I couldn't stop trying to count the wood chips in the wood chip wallpaper next to my bed, it drove me fucking crazy
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Once when I was delirious with flu I couldn't stop trying to count the wood chips in the wood chip wallpaper next to my bed, it drove me fucking crazy
I was very expressive with my hands when speaking as a kid, and 15 years after I left middle school someone told me that Mr. Green the P.E. teacher was still doing an impression of me for laughs.
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I was very expressive with my hands when speaking as a kid, and 15 years after I left middle school someone told me that Mr. Green the P.E. teacher was still doing an impression of me for laughs.
Men evolved to get excited by the sight of a bush as an indicator of sexual maturity back in the days before shaving clouded the issue. Personally I love them, as long as they don't spread to the groin and upper thigh. Without, meh, kind of like having no eyebrows.
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Men evolved to get excited by the sight of a bush as an indicator of sexual maturity back in the days before shaving clouded the issue. Personally I love them, as long as they don't spread to the groin and upper thigh. Without, meh, kind of like having no eyebrows.
Jr remembers an earlier, simpler time, long ago, before the devil's dandruff got to him, when he swears he had a proper dad and everything. Or maybe it's all a dream. He's a a coked up Muppet now, a Moppet.
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Jr remembers an earlier, simpler time, long ago, before the devil's dandruff got to him, when he swears he had a proper dad and everything. Or maybe it's all a dream. He's a a coked up Muppet now, a Moppet.
Reminder: up until the late 1800s, white Christians in Europe were forcing kids as young as 4 up scalding hot chimney flues with twists and turns in them where they were often suffocated by soot or burned alive in fires. When they refused, they jammed pins in their feet to force them up.
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Reminder: up until the late 1800s, white Christians in Europe were forcing kids as young as 4 up scalding hot chimney flues with twists and turns in them where they were often suffocated by soot or burned alive in fires. When they refused, they jammed pins in their feet to force them up.
Reporters used to go undercover and risk their lives and do all kinds of fearless shit to get the truth out...look at them now.
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Reporters used to go undercover and risk their lives and do all kinds of fearless shit to get the truth out...look at them now.
I would put money on them having blackmailed the guy to do it by threatening his family.
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I would put money on them having blackmailed the guy to do it by threatening his family.
Immigrants make America safer. They have a lower per capita rate of violent crime than citizens. Since they commit less crime than citizens and also absorb some crime committed by citizens (i.e. they are victims of crime too), they lower the per capita crime rate for everyone. Basic math.
November 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Immigrants make America safer. They have a lower per capita rate of violent crime than citizens. Since they commit less crime than citizens and also absorb some crime committed by citizens (i.e. they are victims of crime too), they lower the per capita crime rate for everyone. Basic math.
In the UK, immigration has doubled in the last 20 years. Racists insist that they're making the country more dangerous. In reality, the murder rate has HALVED in the same time span. If anything, immigrants making countries safer.
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
In the UK, immigration has doubled in the last 20 years. Racists insist that they're making the country more dangerous. In reality, the murder rate has HALVED in the same time span. If anything, immigrants making countries safer.