🌸Brooke Lynn🌸
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🌸Brooke Lynn🌸
@hell0brookelynn.bsky.social
27 ♏️
Inland PNW 🌲
Cosplayer ✨
Cat Mom 🐈
Music Enthusiast 🎶
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Why is it that people get SO pressed when you tell them you’re not having children? Like why do you care? I love being able to do random shit on a Tuesday with my fiancé because we have PTO and no kids.
October 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I really don’t have another safe place to say this and I don’t wanna give Billionaire Barbie any more of my time, energy, or air, but it needs to be said: that album is straight up AI generated poop from a butt.
October 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I remembered my login. What up tho?
October 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The girls, gays, and theys are quick to dissect the new Sleep Token song lyrics and I am thriving from analysis. It’s PERFECT writing music. (They were my BIG hyperfixation in ‘23, I am so back).
March 14, 2025 at 1:37 PM
POV you’re really annoying like me. On the SAME DAAAAYYYYY?
March 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Ughhh menstrual insomnia is the wooooorst 🫠 just let me SLEEP
March 11, 2025 at 9:54 AM
How the hell do I make a latte again? Four days off is rough 😩
March 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Heklsjfejk HE’S SO MF T A L L
n e wayz I met Astarion’s VA and I stuttered through our entire conversation. 🥹
March 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
BEHOLD! Pookie! 🧛🏻
March 7, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Deftones day Deftones day Deftones day Deftones day Deftones day Deftones day Deftones day eeeeeeeeee
February 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
2.5/4 wigs styled last night, everyone say you’re proud of me (the con crunch be crunchyyyy)
February 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Started my day w some guy SPEEDING the wrong way down a one-way right at me! 🥳
February 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My favorite slightly dangerous leisure activity 😌✨
February 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Nosferatu was a banger. Love that I’ve never grown out of my vampire phase ever.
February 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Follow up on the predatory tattooist: the posts and reposts about him got taken down last night. The studio and family are trying to cover up a LOT of evil shit. Something’s waaayyy off. I hope these victims get justice. 😞
February 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I need a fucking cigarette or ten.
February 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
My fucking PS5 died too??? Are we for real???? Hit me with a car please.
February 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Whyyyyy did my tattoo artist who did my Nanami piece have to wind up being a fucking creeeeeeeepy schmuuuuuck 😭
February 21, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Can anyone tell me what color lipstick DJT/FElon hates so I can go buy that shade(s) en masse? I’m trying to make myself as unappealing to conservatives as I physically can.
February 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I finished beading my grunge prom dress straps for ECCC today AND repaired the rip in my Shadowheart leggings, all while trying to get through Fourth Wing on Audible! Productive day!
February 16, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Stinky
February 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Completely spaced my partner and I were supposed to go see the Zags game tonight and since it’ll be past my bedtime when it’s done he’s taking his dad instead so I can do my leg day and watch Invincible instead 🥰
February 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Praying for a chill day to any god listening, I’ve had my ass handed to me the last two and it’s ONLY Wednesday. 😵‍💫
My 3-Day weekend is the light at the end of my tunnel.
February 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Custy: “can I speak to the manager?”
Me: “yeah one sec lemme go get her from the back”
Me: *5 secs later, reappearing from the back* “Hi how can I help you?”
February 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
So not to brag or anything but I have the most liked comment (AND STILL GOING) on a BG3 meme page on IG. This is the most niche level of fame I have ever achieved. ✨😌
February 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM