Her RBF gets me every time, she's so GRUMPY

Genuinely I think the problem that puts people in the hospital is finding out about it, thinking "there's a reason people do this and I have to find out why" but they're too embarrassed (or horny and impatient) to buy the safest things to do it with

When I was a child that music video was a short horror film, I'm pretty sure I had actual nightmares about the guys with wrenches