Hella (muzzled broad)
@hellarealm.eu
Your friend Hella from the European Federation. Trans woman smut author, “not a person” in the way a nuclear missile isn’t.
Women are best when they’re having a bad time.
Women are best when they’re having a bad time.
Aaah this fixed me feeling Awkward
February 8, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Aaah this fixed me feeling Awkward
My family has hunted for literally centuries and when I get my license I’m doing this
"I want to watch you hunt for me."
February 8, 2026 at 11:07 PM
My family has hunted for literally centuries and when I get my license I’m doing this
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"I want to watch you hunt for me."
February 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
"I want to watch you hunt for me."
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[northernlion putting on black nitrile gloves] what do you mean bro WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK YOUR BOTTOM CAN'T MAKE MEANINGFUL CHOICES FOR THEMSELVES AND UNDERSTAND THE CONSEQUENCES OF THE SCENE THEY ASKED YOU FOR I'M FREAKING OUT
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
[northernlion putting on black nitrile gloves] what do you mean bro WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK YOUR BOTTOM CAN'T MAKE MEANINGFUL CHOICES FOR THEMSELVES AND UNDERSTAND THE CONSEQUENCES OF THE SCENE THEY ASKED YOU FOR I'M FREAKING OUT
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'Sir Knight, the Smut Addict'. Korean webcomic about a knight with a secret loss/rape fetish who gets captured by a female warlord who hates her and is determined to prove that female rapists are just as good 🫡
Only 1 chapter ever got translated, alas
mangadex.org/title/896762...
Only 1 chapter ever got translated, alas
mangadex.org/title/896762...
February 8, 2026 at 11:01 PM
'Sir Knight, the Smut Addict'. Korean webcomic about a knight with a secret loss/rape fetish who gets captured by a female warlord who hates her and is determined to prove that female rapists are just as good 🫡
Only 1 chapter ever got translated, alas
mangadex.org/title/896762...
Only 1 chapter ever got translated, alas
mangadex.org/title/896762...
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"I'll break you in as my bitch and use you as a stepping stone to conquer the empire" INSANE. FIRE. MY KIND OF DIALOGUE. MY KIND OF CHARACTER
February 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
"I'll break you in as my bitch and use you as a stepping stone to conquer the empire" INSANE. FIRE. MY KIND OF DIALOGUE. MY KIND OF CHARACTER
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It would be criminal of you to not read these RIGHT NOW!!!
Mira's range is amazing, and the two little stories showcase that perfectly!
Mira's range is amazing, and the two little stories showcase that perfectly!
Hey hey! I just put the mechsplo microfics I wrote as rewards for people making FLOWERBLOOM memes up on AO3! Please give 'em a read if you're so inclined.
So far we got mech-cucking/mechsnuff and a burnt-out hound being healed by a Handler that genuinely gives a shit about her. Sorta.
Enjoy~♡
So far we got mech-cucking/mechsnuff and a burnt-out hound being healed by a Handler that genuinely gives a shit about her. Sorta.
Enjoy~♡
Meandering Mechsplo Scribbles - Chapter 1 - Mira_Gale - Original Work [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
February 8, 2026 at 9:46 PM
It would be criminal of you to not read these RIGHT NOW!!!
Mira's range is amazing, and the two little stories showcase that perfectly!
Mira's range is amazing, and the two little stories showcase that perfectly!
That’s +3 on people I’ve told they have to read WARHOUND
February 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
That’s +3 on people I’ve told they have to read WARHOUND
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you have to study philosophy. yes it will make you more schizophrenic but it will make you more schizophrenic (good) compared to not studying philosophy which will make you more schizophrenic (bad)
February 8, 2026 at 9:21 PM
you have to study philosophy. yes it will make you more schizophrenic but it will make you more schizophrenic (good) compared to not studying philosophy which will make you more schizophrenic (bad)
I’m just physically picking up women now because it’s the equivalent of the rat cocaine button
February 8, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I’m just physically picking up women now because it’s the equivalent of the rat cocaine button
If @folktunes.bsky.social does the brain genius mechsplo/WoD crossover that leaves me to do the obvious thing (embraced handler fully explodes vampire society)
February 8, 2026 at 6:14 PM
If @folktunes.bsky.social does the brain genius mechsplo/WoD crossover that leaves me to do the obvious thing (embraced handler fully explodes vampire society)
I think I should set my alarm to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkP33esCi5g
Beethoven Symphony No 3 in E♭ „Eroica“ Leonard Bernstein Wiener Philharmoniker - YouTube
Ludwig van Beethoven Sinfonie Nr 3 in Es-Dur op. 55 „Eroica“, (Heroische Sinfonie) Symphony No 3 in E♭Leonard Bernstein conducts Wiener Philharmoniker00:00 1...
www.youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:55 PM
I think I should set my alarm to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkP33esCi5g
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Watching the "Genghis Khan" video for anxiety relief upon waking
Miike Snow - Genghis Khan (Official Video)
YouTube video by Miike Snow
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Watching the "Genghis Khan" video for anxiety relief upon waking
I rush towards you to show you something. You think It has happened. No, it’s equally important: this post
ngl my vampiric fangs have me thinking about how Handlers narratively fulfil a lot of the same tropes as vampires (incredibly charismatic parasites that wrap you around their finger until there's nothing left of you)
...i don't think FLOWERBLOOM is the place, but i might do something with that.
...i don't think FLOWERBLOOM is the place, but i might do something with that.
February 8, 2026 at 12:00 PM
I rush towards you to show you something. You think It has happened. No, it’s equally important: this post
Oh good the thing I need most to become more insane is going to happen
February 8, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Oh good the thing I need most to become more insane is going to happen
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Rejoice, citizens. After the anti-corruption purges, post-war mechsplo wannabe handler has won a fine and democratic victory o7
Beloved readers, it's time for some democracy! January's story poll is up for higher-tier patrons to vote on which story they'd like me to write. Below are the offerings - and if any catches your eye, it's certainly not too late to sign up and cast your votes :)
www.patreon.com/posts/149593...
www.patreon.com/posts/149593...
February 8, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Rejoice, citizens. After the anti-corruption purges, post-war mechsplo wannabe handler has won a fine and democratic victory o7
I Am Not Doing Super Well IMO (franchise)
February 7, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I Am Not Doing Super Well IMO (franchise)
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NEW: It’s difficult to account for the abuses trans immigrants face in ICE custody after Trump destroyed safeguards, oversight agencies, and data about detainees.
But 3 trans migrants told me what it’s really like: Medical neglect. Solitary confinement. Harassment. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
But 3 trans migrants told me what it’s really like: Medical neglect. Solitary confinement. Harassment. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
ICE Is Treating Trans Immigrants With A New Level Of Cruelty
A HuffPost investigation found how the Trump administration systematically destroyed safeguards for detainees, subjecting them to abuse and neglect.
www.huffpost.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:29 PM
NEW: It’s difficult to account for the abuses trans immigrants face in ICE custody after Trump destroyed safeguards, oversight agencies, and data about detainees.
But 3 trans migrants told me what it’s really like: Medical neglect. Solitary confinement. Harassment. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
But 3 trans migrants told me what it’s really like: Medical neglect. Solitary confinement. Harassment. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
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gender.jpg
![things women be having:
[image of the flesh of a fig] - a tendency to eroticize the grotesque
[image of an ouroboros] - the inability to experience romance without the desire to consume and be consumed
[image of various handwritten correspondence] - handwritten delusions
[an image of a painting of two women in a kitchen, one embracing the other from behind to kiss the firsts cheek] - a desire for someone to come into their kitchen and be hungry for them](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nisukvmm4q6dk332d65ohbk7/bafkreib23k3s3in6syy6m2ihohqxbjnlcx6tadr5o4daxgyt2osdh43ma4@jpeg)
February 7, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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I hate the app. The app is my enemy. I never want to do anything on the app ever. Let me do it on the computer
February 7, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I hate the app. The app is my enemy. I never want to do anything on the app ever. Let me do it on the computer
No YOU did a gay little laugh when the new pet store owner asked if you were just sniffing around
February 7, 2026 at 3:20 PM
No YOU did a gay little laugh when the new pet store owner asked if you were just sniffing around
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Did you know that sucking my cock will make you live longer?
*places gun against your forehead*
It's true!
*places gun against your forehead*
It's true!
February 7, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Did you know that sucking my cock will make you live longer?
*places gun against your forehead*
It's true!
*places gun against your forehead*
It's true!
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Armpits is feet
October 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Armpits is feet
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Handler (drunk, depressed, to another): "She only loves that stupid mech of hers.
9 months of brainwashing and it's always just 'when do i get back into my mech?', 'did they repair Biscuit already?', 'can I sleep in Biscuit tonight?'.
What am I doing wrong?
She used to be like this about my boots!"
9 months of brainwashing and it's always just 'when do i get back into my mech?', 'did they repair Biscuit already?', 'can I sleep in Biscuit tonight?'.
What am I doing wrong?
She used to be like this about my boots!"
February 7, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Handler (drunk, depressed, to another): "She only loves that stupid mech of hers.
9 months of brainwashing and it's always just 'when do i get back into my mech?', 'did they repair Biscuit already?', 'can I sleep in Biscuit tonight?'.
What am I doing wrong?
She used to be like this about my boots!"
9 months of brainwashing and it's always just 'when do i get back into my mech?', 'did they repair Biscuit already?', 'can I sleep in Biscuit tonight?'.
What am I doing wrong?
She used to be like this about my boots!"