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Harrison Fnord
@hellaskeletons.bsky.social
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Ian G.
He/Him - Chicago
A failing satellite on the edge of the void. Methodically invested. A drummer, so I always get to move to my own beat. Find the things you love and try to put more of it into the world.
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Oh! I fixed this one for you (and everyone!)
The cover for Belle and Sebastian’s “If You’re Feeling Sinister” featuring the main character, Mr. Sinister.
December 28, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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A 14 oz. bag of only Gardetto’s garlic rye chips. By special request.
December 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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I’ve been waiting to build a Jund -1/-1 counter deck for years. Theorycrafted a few times, look new sets over for cards that might help, but never bought in. Figured it’d be minor support in a Commander Masters set or something. 😮‍💨
Inspector Shrink: Pleasure - the inevitable byproduct of our civilization. A new world the only preoccupation will be: how to amuse itself. The tragedy of *your* time, my young friends, is that you may get exactly what you want.
December 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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1. Words accidentally helped me build a multiplayer mini game.
2. Cloud Cover is good evasion found while brewing an Azorius Flash deck.
3. Kazuul is a red propaganda and the brother of Nacatl War-Pride, one of my all time faves.
4. Finished a Choices deck, and Plague is exactly what I needed.
Words of Wilding {2}{G} Enchantment {1}: The next time you would draw a card this turn, create a 2/2 green Bear creature token instead. “Instinct is undaunted by terror, unchained by logic. It is the path from which all other paths diverge.” —Volume V, The Book of Life Illustrated by Wayne England Cloud Cover {2}{W}{U} Enchantment Whenever another permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may return that permanent to its owner’s hand. Illustrated by Marc Fishman Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs {3}{R}{R} Legendary Creature — Ogre Warrior Whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks, if you’re the defending player, create a 3/3 red Ogre creature token unless that creature’s controller pays {3}. Warning to those who scale the cliffs without paying tribute: It’s a long way down. 5/4 Illustrated by Paul Bonner Necrotic Plague {2}{B}{B} Enchantment — Aura Enchant creature Enchanted creature has “At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature.” When enchanted creature dies, its controller chooses target creature one of their opponents controls. Return this card from its owner’s graveyard to the battlefield attached to that creature. Illustrated by Jaime Jones
December 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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You will be visited by three spirits.
Bootleggers' Stash {5}{G} Artifact Lands you control have “{T}: Create a Treasure token.” Labyrinths of tunnels beneath the streets of the Caldaia offer an ample array of discreet routes for enterprising smugglers. Illustrated by Anastasia Ovchinnikova Destructive Digger {2}{R} Creature — Goblin {3}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact or land: Draw a card. “Depending what’s behind that boulder, we’re either about to be very rich or very disintegrated.” 3/2 Illustrated by Filipe Pagliuso Poison the Cup {1}{B}{B} Instant Destroy target creature. If this spell was foretold, scry 2. Foretell {1}{B} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.) Dark schemes cut down what armies cannot. Watermark: Foretell Illustrated by Colin Boyer
December 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Progenitus {W}{W}{U}{U}{B}{B}{R}{R}{G}{G} Legendary Creature — Hydra Avatar Protection from everything If Progenitus would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Progenitus and shuffle it into its owner’s library instead. The Soul of the World has returned. 10/10 Illustrated by Jaime Jones Gisela, Blade of Goldnight {4}{R}{W}{W} Legendary Creature — Angel Flying, first strike If a source would deal damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, that source deals double that damage to that player or permanent instead. If a source would deal damage to you or a permanent you control, prevent half that damage, rounded up. 5/5 Illustrated by Jason Chan Angus Mackenzie {G}{W}{U} Legendary Creature — Human Cleric {G}{W}{U}, {T}: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn. Activate only before the combat damage step. “Battles no longer served a purpose in Karakas.” —Angus Mackenzie, Diary 2/2 Illustrated by Bryon Wackwitz Ryusei, the Falling Star {5}{R} Legendary Creature — Dragon Spirit Flying When Ryusei dies, it deals 5 damage to each creature without flying. 5/5 Watermark: Set Symbol Illustrated by Nottsuo
December 8, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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There isn’t a reason that you can’t proliferate on a Kulrath Knight.
Kulrath Knight {3}{B/R}{B/R} Creature — Elemental Knight Flying Wither (This deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.) Creatures your opponents control with counters on them can’t attack or block. Mounted cinders circle the blasted peak at Kulrath, hunting the Extinguisher. 3/3 Illustrated by Daarken
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Hybrid is supposed to be either/or, but that only affects the casting cost. Once a hybrid permanent is on the battlefield it *is* both colors. I mocked up a copy of Kitchen Finks that behaves the way it should function to work in Commander.
Canteen Brownies 1?? Creature - Ouphe (If your deck contains forests, Canteen Brownies is green and ? can be paid by {G}. If your deck contains plains, Canteen Brownies is white and ? can be paid by {W}) When this creature enters, you gain 2 life. Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.) Accept one favor from an ouphe, and you're doomed to accept another. 3/2 Not For Sale, Not a Real Card Art by KEV WALKER HELLASKELETONS • MTG.Design T™ & © 2025 Wizards of the Coast
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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I sort-of fixed it for the way people *want* it to work. This would be either/or instead of still being both. Ideally the frame would look more like a multicolor artifact and there would be a symbol for this in the cost, but this is the best I could cobble together on mtg.design
Canteen Brownies 1?? Creature - Ouphe (If your deck contains forests, Canteen Brownies is green and ? can be paid by {G}. If your deck contains plains, Canteen Brownies is white and ? can be paid by {W}.) When this creature enters, you gain 2 life. Persist (When this creature dies, if it had no -1/-1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a -1/-1 counter on it.) Accept one favor from an ouphe, and you're doomed to accept another. 3/2 Art by KEV WALKER (Kitchen Finks) HELLASKELETONS • MTG.Design Not a real card. Fan designed. T™ & © 2025 Wizards of the Coast
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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My initial thought was flip card, but taking inspiration from lore led me here. Happy with where this ended up. Thanks for the prompt!
Xantcha, Given New Purpose 2{B}{R} Legendary Creature - Phyrexian Rebel Pay X life: Mill X cards from your library. You may cast an artifact spell from your graveyard until end of turn. Activate this ability only once each turn. End the Invasion - {W}{B}{R}, Discard X cards, Sacrifice Xantcha: Creatures your opponents control get -X/-X until end of turn. 3/5 Fan Content, Not For Sale Art by HEATHER HUDSON from USG Healing Salve HELLASKELETONS • MTG.Design T™ & © 2025 Wizards of the Coast
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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What is drinking and making Hulk Hogan’s life difficult?
In Japan, Andre preferred tallboys of American beer, such as Budweiser. He always had at least one flat of 24 cans at his feet. Whenever he drained one, he would crush it flat in his massive hand and throw it at the back of young Hogan’s head. It was Hogan’s job to keep count of the cans thrown his way. Imagine throwing empty beer cans at Hulk Hogan’s head—and living to tell the tale. Life’s a bit different when you’re Andre the Giant.
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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Lightmine Field {2}{W}{W} Enchantment Whenever one or more creatures attack, this enchantment deals damage to each of those creatures equal to the number of attacking creatures. If you want to kill a lot of goblins, just make sure your defenses look like fun. Illustrated by Eric Deschamps
November 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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I don’t event seen any rocks.
A Google street view image of Electric Avenue in Hillside, IL. Grassy, empty lots on both sides. No clue why Eddy Grant would want to rock down here.
November 4, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Kobolds of Kher Keep {0} Color Indicator: Red Creature — Kobold 0/1 Illustrated by Paolo Parente
November 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Horniest dragon!
Runehorn Hellkite {5}{R} Creature — Dragon Flying {5}{R}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards. Inscribed with runes that predate the dragon, its horns possess their own ancient magic. 5/5 Illustrated by Karl Kopinski
November 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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While parsing the image based puzzle in today’s Connections my brain read this as being the @loadingreadyrun.com logo…
Three dots, then a bigger dot
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Victor
Enthralling Victor {3}{R} Creature — Human Warrior When this creature enters, gain control of target creature an opponent controls with power 2 or less until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and {T} this turn.) If you stare at the sun for too long, you’ll lose your ability to see clearly. 3/2 Illustrated by Winona Nelson
October 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Much scarier than horse-less Joe Jackson
Joe Jackson. He is blowing into a saxophone.
October 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Iroh and Wort, the Raidmother in: The Secret of the Ooze
Wort, the Raidmother {4}{R/G}{R/G} Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman When Wort enters, create two 1/1 red and green Goblin Warrior creature tokens. Each red or green instant or sorcery spell you cast has conspire. (As you cast the spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a color with it. When you do, copy it and you may choose new targets for the copy.) 3/3 Illustrated by Dave Allsop Slime Against Humanity {2}{G} Sorcery Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity. A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity. Illustrated by Brent Hollowell
October 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Counterpoint: Iroh and Wort, the Raidmother in “The Secret of the Ooze”
Wort, the Raidmother {4}{R/G}{R/G} Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman When Wort enters, create two 1/1 red and green Goblin Warrior creature tokens. Each red or green instant or sorcery spell you cast has conspire. (As you cast the spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a color with it. When you do, copy it and you may choose new targets for the copy.) 3/3 Illustrated by Dave Allsop Slime Against Humanity {2}{G} Sorcery Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity. A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity. Illustrated by Brent Hollowell
October 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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It’s a drag when you’re working remotely and your new coworker is all like…
A cat peacefully sleeping in a “poorly rolled cinnamon roll” formation
October 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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I might have a reason to run the original Skull of Orm. The rate is so bad, but the art is so good.
Skull of Orm {3} Artifact {5}, {T}: Return target enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand. Though lifeless, the Skull still possessed a strange power over the flow of magic. Illustrated by Tom Wänerstrand
October 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Clip from: “Dracula’s Pajama Party” (courtesy of Dipstick Records)
October 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Playing through FFVI for the first time, and I can’t help seeing the sprite this way…
A screenshot from FFVI in the Magitek Factory Hotdogman from I Think You Should Leave
October 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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If white can’t do it on its own then aren’t they designing to bleed red’s pie into white? We already have Waves of Aggression, so what hurdle are they trying to lower?
Waves of Aggression {3}{R/W}{R/W} Sorcery Untap all creatures that attacked this turn. After this main phase, there is an additional combat phase followed by an additional main phase. Retrace (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a land card in addition to paying its other costs.) Illustrated by Jim Pavelec
October 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM