HellInAHandbasket
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With that resumé, Maduro is likely to get a pardon and a Presidential advisory gig along side SS Miller.
January 4, 2026 at 2:16 PM
With that resumé, Maduro is likely to get a pardon and a Presidential advisory gig along side SS Miller.
I can do the maze on the back of a carton of cereal but they’re tough because they don’t have giant gold signs telling me where I am.
January 3, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I can do the maze on the back of a carton of cereal but they’re tough because they don’t have giant gold signs telling me where I am.
It’s always easier to destroy than to build. The problems arise when the customers get tired of the mess and want to see evidence of what they hired them to do.
January 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
It’s always easier to destroy than to build. The problems arise when the customers get tired of the mess and want to see evidence of what they hired them to do.
Put it on a bumper sticker
January 2, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Put it on a bumper sticker
That is a tragic loss right there. I’d love an old MR2
January 2, 2026 at 6:58 PM
That is a tragic loss right there. I’d love an old MR2
Poor baby. Moving can be traumatizing for humans but maybe more so for pets. My daughter is moving this weekend with her 5 rescue cats and her older sister is also moving in with her 3 rescues. These were all feral in early life and meeting each other is the icing on the cake.
January 1, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Poor baby. Moving can be traumatizing for humans but maybe more so for pets. My daughter is moving this weekend with her 5 rescue cats and her older sister is also moving in with her 3 rescues. These were all feral in early life and meeting each other is the icing on the cake.
I don’t have the required intelligence to fully appreciate this art.
December 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I don’t have the required intelligence to fully appreciate this art.
My daughter is a many time foster fail. 5 in fact. We have seven total until she moves into the home she is buying. We have two pairs of brothers and a spicy little girl that I’m going to miss next month 🥲
December 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My daughter is a many time foster fail. 5 in fact. We have seven total until she moves into the home she is buying. We have two pairs of brothers and a spicy little girl that I’m going to miss next month 🥲
They switched from Calibre font to have enough ink for this.
December 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
They switched from Calibre font to have enough ink for this.
With his record, it was evidently repossessed
December 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
With his record, it was evidently repossessed
The line to urinate on the grave is going to be longer than the line of mourners at his State funeral. And it’ll take me longer on my turn than the length of time his wife spends in mourning.
December 15, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The line to urinate on the grave is going to be longer than the line of mourners at his State funeral. And it’ll take me longer on my turn than the length of time his wife spends in mourning.
X never lost its haters. Everyone who has left was exhausted by the hate that still remains there.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
X never lost its haters. Everyone who has left was exhausted by the hate that still remains there.
NYTimes Pitchbot has competition I see
December 15, 2025 at 11:43 AM
NYTimes Pitchbot has competition I see
Problem is one British secret agent on a single mission against one supervillain can’t even come close to giving the USA a happy ending.
December 13, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Problem is one British secret agent on a single mission against one supervillain can’t even come close to giving the USA a happy ending.
I have a stalker
December 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I have a stalker
why would anyone keep wanting more than they could ever possibly find a use for in their own lifetime or even their grandchildren’s lifetimes?
December 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
why would anyone keep wanting more than they could ever possibly find a use for in their own lifetime or even their grandchildren’s lifetimes?
I went from no remote start to subscription based remote start. Damn corporations will find any way they can to exploit customers
December 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I went from no remote start to subscription based remote start. Damn corporations will find any way they can to exploit customers
Additionally, if your car stereo isn’t set to an even number, you’re courting disaster.
December 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Additionally, if your car stereo isn’t set to an even number, you’re courting disaster.
The solution is to have a soundbar connected by optical fiber output and set your TV to 0. I have no idea what level my soundbar is at because it doesn’t display numbers anywhere.
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The solution is to have a soundbar connected by optical fiber output and set your TV to 0. I have no idea what level my soundbar is at because it doesn’t display numbers anywhere.