Dave Murphy
@helloimdave.bsky.social
The smartest dumbass Jestin Haugh knows.
My suitcase came out right before Ray Liotta’s at the baggage carousel in New Orleans. This means he was also on my flight, but I did not see him.
December 29, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My suitcase came out right before Ray Liotta’s at the baggage carousel in New Orleans. This means he was also on my flight, but I did not see him.
Iowa vs Alabama. Sun hits different south of the Mason-Dixon.
December 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Iowa vs Alabama. Sun hits different south of the Mason-Dixon.
But…now I can just reply here…
December 27, 2025 at 3:18 AM
But…now I can just reply here…
I’ve never not hit play faster on a video in my entire life.
December 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I’ve never not hit play faster on a video in my entire life.
Counterpoint: I enjoy my children’s company. I like being around my family.
December 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Counterpoint: I enjoy my children’s company. I like being around my family.
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He looks like Guillermo del Toro made him
December 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
He looks like Guillermo del Toro made him
Just because you pay Bret Stephens a seven figure salary doesn’t mean you have to publish the shit he writes. You can say “whoops, we hired a white supremacist with the writing skills of a raccoon but with none of the raccoon’s personality. Our bad.” Then let his contract run out.
December 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Just because you pay Bret Stephens a seven figure salary doesn’t mean you have to publish the shit he writes. You can say “whoops, we hired a white supremacist with the writing skills of a raccoon but with none of the raccoon’s personality. Our bad.” Then let his contract run out.
Going to steal his pants, tie a basket and torch to them, and fly around the world in 80 days.
December 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Going to steal his pants, tie a basket and torch to them, and fly around the world in 80 days.
Oh okay now I see what got Nuzzi all worked up.
December 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Oh okay now I see what got Nuzzi all worked up.
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December 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It was also kind of an interesting experiment: the top heel of a workrate based promotion was a guy whose workrate was not as good. It wasn’t the best idea necessarily, but it was an interesting thing to try.
December 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
It was also kind of an interesting experiment: the top heel of a workrate based promotion was a guy whose workrate was not as good. It wasn’t the best idea necessarily, but it was an interesting thing to try.
I don’t know why, but the 200 hits always whoops me. Either I blow it completely or just have to settle with like a Hall of Famer.
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I don’t know why, but the 200 hits always whoops me. Either I blow it completely or just have to settle with like a Hall of Famer.
But you’re Steuber. By definition you contain a greater amount of Steube, thus defeating lowly Rep. Steube. Now were there a Steubest, you might be in trouble…
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
But you’re Steuber. By definition you contain a greater amount of Steube, thus defeating lowly Rep. Steube. Now were there a Steubest, you might be in trouble…
Oh I’m sure someone has said this but I just heard Eagle Eye Cherry - Save Tonight. Song slaps.
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Oh I’m sure someone has said this but I just heard Eagle Eye Cherry - Save Tonight. Song slaps.
I guess these might be stretching the definition of hit, but:
Superdrag - Sucked Out
The Flys - Got You Where I Want You
The Urge - Jump Right In
Oleander - Why I’m Here
The Nixons - Sister
Superdrag - Sucked Out
The Flys - Got You Where I Want You
The Urge - Jump Right In
Oleander - Why I’m Here
The Nixons - Sister
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I guess these might be stretching the definition of hit, but:
Superdrag - Sucked Out
The Flys - Got You Where I Want You
The Urge - Jump Right In
Oleander - Why I’m Here
The Nixons - Sister
Superdrag - Sucked Out
The Flys - Got You Where I Want You
The Urge - Jump Right In
Oleander - Why I’m Here
The Nixons - Sister
I just assumed you got canceled for posting a Twitter screenshot.
December 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I just assumed you got canceled for posting a Twitter screenshot.
More than anything
December 2, 2025 at 5:41 AM
More than anything
Look if I insinuated for a moment that your wrath was not righteous then I’ve committed a grave folly.
December 2, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Look if I insinuated for a moment that your wrath was not righteous then I’ve committed a grave folly.
Is the answer everything Robin has ever done?
December 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Is the answer everything Robin has ever done?
Can’t believe this happened to @homunculusdick.bsky.social again.
Bluesky
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December 2, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Can’t believe this happened to @homunculusdick.bsky.social again.