Heloïse
@hellowheeze.bsky.social
Please do not interact with me I have no self control and will do nothing but live on this app and get no work done.
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Probiotic sodas should have been out from day 1. What kinda bullshit is this, give me sugar and caramel coloring and carbonate it, don’t lie to me and tell me it’s healthy
In for 2026:
- sincerity
- coffee shop hangouts
- telling your friends you love them
- physically writing things down
- grocery stores
- world of warcraft: midnight
- hope for the future
- diet soda
Out for 2026:
- emails
- influencers
- making appearances
- shame
- probiotic sodas
- digitalizing
- sincerity
- coffee shop hangouts
- telling your friends you love them
- physically writing things down
- grocery stores
- world of warcraft: midnight
- hope for the future
- diet soda
Out for 2026:
- emails
- influencers
- making appearances
- shame
- probiotic sodas
- digitalizing
December 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Probiotic sodas should have been out from day 1. What kinda bullshit is this, give me sugar and caramel coloring and carbonate it, don’t lie to me and tell me it’s healthy
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The bollard hasn’t moved a single inch. Total domination.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
December 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
The bollard hasn’t moved a single inch. Total domination.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
THE ITALIAN CHRISTMAS DONKEYYYY
December 28, 2025 at 7:26 PM
THE ITALIAN CHRISTMAS DONKEYYYY
Going incogmagneto mode
December 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Going incogmagneto mode
In for 2026:
- sincerity
- coffee shop hangouts
- telling your friends you love them
- physically writing things down
- grocery stores
- world of warcraft: midnight
- hope for the future
- diet soda
Out for 2026:
- emails
- influencers
- making appearances
- shame
- probiotic sodas
- digitalizing
- sincerity
- coffee shop hangouts
- telling your friends you love them
- physically writing things down
- grocery stores
- world of warcraft: midnight
- hope for the future
- diet soda
Out for 2026:
- emails
- influencers
- making appearances
- shame
- probiotic sodas
- digitalizing
December 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM
In for 2026:
- sincerity
- coffee shop hangouts
- telling your friends you love them
- physically writing things down
- grocery stores
- world of warcraft: midnight
- hope for the future
- diet soda
Out for 2026:
- emails
- influencers
- making appearances
- shame
- probiotic sodas
- digitalizing
- sincerity
- coffee shop hangouts
- telling your friends you love them
- physically writing things down
- grocery stores
- world of warcraft: midnight
- hope for the future
- diet soda
Out for 2026:
- emails
- influencers
- making appearances
- shame
- probiotic sodas
- digitalizing
Genderbread deez nuts
December 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Genderbread deez nuts
Renaming myself to Hortense
December 28, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Renaming myself to Hortense
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Femboy pubic tattoo that says « If front is locked please use back entrance. »
August 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Femboy pubic tattoo that says « If front is locked please use back entrance. »
Femboy pubic tattoo that says « If front is locked please use back entrance. »
August 30, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Femboy pubic tattoo that says « If front is locked please use back entrance. »