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I don’t know about RFK Jr being a Democrat in good standing a year ago. He’s been a confirmed loony a lot longer than that.
August 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I don’t know about RFK Jr being a Democrat in good standing a year ago. He’s been a confirmed loony a lot longer than that.
I love a carnivorous plant as much as the next guy, but your puny little friend is not up to the task to the number of fruit flies I face every day. I hate living in the Mid-Atlantic. You have no idea how much.
June 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I love a carnivorous plant as much as the next guy, but your puny little friend is not up to the task to the number of fruit flies I face every day. I hate living in the Mid-Atlantic. You have no idea how much.
My desk gremlins, Teddy (foreground) and Franklin (another Franklin!)
May 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My desk gremlins, Teddy (foreground) and Franklin (another Franklin!)
Zombie Martha Stewart would approve.
April 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Zombie Martha Stewart would approve.
Occam’s Razor, line 1
April 4, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Occam’s Razor, line 1
Asking this on…well…social media?
April 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Asking this on…well…social media?
Leila’s Hair Museum in Independence, Missouri.
March 22, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Leila’s Hair Museum in Independence, Missouri.
Sure, JS, our problem is that we’re “distracted”. I’m sure that’s the worst problem you’ll face with your millions sitting out on your farm.
March 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Sure, JS, our problem is that we’re “distracted”. I’m sure that’s the worst problem you’ll face with your millions sitting out on your farm.
Debating not following you after this kraven remark.
February 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Debating not following you after this kraven remark.
But he’ll happily accept an Adderall/Diet Coke colonic.
January 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
But he’ll happily accept an Adderall/Diet Coke colonic.
I went through a several year phase in which my login passwords were all pirate themed. Because when I was 5 I went on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride and thus began a lifelong fixation.
January 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I went through a several year phase in which my login passwords were all pirate themed. Because when I was 5 I went on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride and thus began a lifelong fixation.
My family gave up on Christmas celebrations in favor of a brunch where homemade Norwegian lefsa is made and it’s now become known as ‘Lefsavus’.
It’s another Festivus miracle!
Thank you by the way for all the great acting.
It’s another Festivus miracle!
Thank you by the way for all the great acting.
December 23, 2024 at 5:13 PM
My family gave up on Christmas celebrations in favor of a brunch where homemade Norwegian lefsa is made and it’s now become known as ‘Lefsavus’.
It’s another Festivus miracle!
Thank you by the way for all the great acting.
It’s another Festivus miracle!
Thank you by the way for all the great acting.
The only classically correct name would be: They Might Be Standing On The Shoulders Of Giants.
December 20, 2024 at 3:06 AM
The only classically correct name would be: They Might Be Standing On The Shoulders Of Giants.
Agree w/Kate, treat. (Hello Baltimore!)
December 14, 2024 at 5:23 AM
Agree w/Kate, treat. (Hello Baltimore!)
By Crom I love this.
December 10, 2024 at 1:21 AM
By Crom I love this.
Based on this alone I would follow you, but oops, already following you.
December 7, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Based on this alone I would follow you, but oops, already following you.
Except Marjorie Taylor Green. She pegs out at 95%.
December 6, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Except Marjorie Taylor Green. She pegs out at 95%.
Actually he did neither. It’s a terrible song. And no, I’m not a bot.
December 6, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Actually he did neither. It’s a terrible song. And no, I’m not a bot.
Okay. I didn’t understand any of that…but I love you?
December 4, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Okay. I didn’t understand any of that…but I love you?
He says that to all newcomers. Try to be humble in the face of the immense uncaring universe of which you are an infinitesimally tiny speck of dust.
December 3, 2024 at 11:07 PM
He says that to all newcomers. Try to be humble in the face of the immense uncaring universe of which you are an infinitesimally tiny speck of dust.
Actually there’s a space heater below the desk there.
November 28, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Actually there’s a space heater below the desk there.
I keep imagining he builds the underwater city in Bioshock.
November 28, 2024 at 3:01 PM
I keep imagining he builds the underwater city in Bioshock.
This Franklin’s idea of a desk job is different but similar:
November 28, 2024 at 2:26 AM
This Franklin’s idea of a desk job is different but similar:
He didn’t write this because IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE THIS!!!
November 28, 2024 at 2:13 AM
He didn’t write this because IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE THIS!!!