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🔞Kay 🍑 "BABIES" edition
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Look at that poor man, he needs an owl to join his honse cuddle pile STAT I love him so much 😭😭
January 13, 2026 at 9:01 AM
As much as I think Blitz would actually be good with small kids, you absolutely CANNOT put him in charge of 30 elementary age kids. There would be a new incident every day and it's a roll of the dice whether a parent reported him, there's been a small uprising, or he threatened an 8 year old
January 12, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Thank you!! I imagine it would also be handy after laying when he's encouraged to pump and gather milk, since it gives him nice easy access. And if his body softens up after several incubations he just lets the tie out a little more and can worry about all that when the job is done.
January 11, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Hehe thank you 🧡 he looks so good roumd
January 11, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I can't think of any fics off the top of my head, but I'm sure I've seen similar ideas floating around before, so maybe somebody has done something similar and I'm just horrible at remembering!
January 11, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Haha maybe I'll add to the idea list and get to it... eventually.
January 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I made this post yesterday and then managed to add almost 1000 words today, so I guess that whining about it and deciding to hold off is the way to make my brain go NO actually I will work on it 😠
January 10, 2026 at 10:28 PM
In this scenario, I imagine that Goetian eggs are notoriously infertile. Probably as a result of centuries of inbreeding that they're now correcting, and the fact you don't want immortal beings popping up too often. So the imps carry fairly large clutches multiple times before one produces an heir.
January 10, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I'm 99% certain this concept has been done before, but I'm just thinking about him looking round in flowy little robes with a bunch of gold dripping off him. He gets all of his cravings fulfilled because it's the desire of the brood he's carrying (also because the latest prince is down bad for him)
January 10, 2026 at 3:01 PM