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🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 1m

We sure do! 🥺💗 It would be wonderful

🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 1h

*Stolas gets all cute and bends over*

Blitz: *Drools* Okay gang, taking Stolas in my office for a review meeting!

Moxxie: You do that almost every day and you never did that for any of us.

Blitz: I was -trying- to be subtle, but fine. Stolas and I are gonna fuck in my office.

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🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 1h

I removed the last post where the dream had the baby looking WEIRD, and I mean so weird XP Three eyes and a misshapen skull. I felt bad like wow, no one wants to read that. Sorry, everybody!

Anyway, dreams about having babies scare me a lot, but I'm relieved when I wake up

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🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 1h

Last night I had another dream about having a baby 😭 I'd always feel so weird and horrified about being a mom

Hi, I'm Nin, I'm childfree by choice and never want kids, dreams like this remind me of that 🤪

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🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 10h

So I'm the smart one? Well, shit... no pressure, then! 🥴

You're all fucked 😭

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🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 12h

Went to Las Vegas twice and got to meet some lovely people I hold dear thanks to social media💗I even appreciate going to Vegas itself, it's such a cool place I liked more than I expected to

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 14h

Hope their two seconds of fame is worth the fact they're so pathetic compared to most antis who have actually watched the whole show (whether or not it was the same show is debatable)

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🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 17h

Awww shucks!! Thank you so much 😊💗Means a lot!

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🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 17h

Stolas was too tall to realise he had stinky pits 😝

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🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 18h

Sorry hon, I don't make the rules 😂

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🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 18h

I made this last year after Apology Tour 🤭
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Verosika: Does anybody here for even one second want Blitzo's dick?!

Stolas: I do!

Verosika: Anyone BESIDES Stolas?

Stolas: ...I do!

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🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 19h

So much better 🤧

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🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 19h

You can do so much better in the friendship department, king!

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🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 19h

Stolas gets a birthday party from I.M.P including a banner (written by Blitz, only "Stolas" is spelt correctly), cake, party hat, and games!

Blitz then takes him aside in private to talk about it being day they first met, and how despite everything, he doesn't regret it💗

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🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 20h

Because the other problem with that is that we get no time to absorb it, to enjoy it, and feel like they've earned it. It also means that we don't get to see their lives together as a couple and how they navigate! It just feels so cheap and tacked on at the last minute!

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🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 20h

Oh my god, tell me about it! Couples only getting together at only the end is already bad enough for me, but having no development along the way, either? Fuck that. I don't want to invest my time only to be slapped in the face like that

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🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 23h

I seriously can't stand the whole "for boys" and "for girls" mantras, it's so sexist and completely diminishes everything about the show that makes it what it is, but no, oh no, they can't handle that it's not for them

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🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 23h

A lot, it seems! All those folks who scream and cry about how Helluva Boss "abandoned its premise" and think they were promised an edgy South Park/Family Guy/American Dad/any other adult animation show with shock value for the sake of it and unlikeable assholes are now deeming it for girls

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🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 23h

Which is odd since Niffty is clearly American with Japanese descent? Folks really do forget that your nationality (especially if there's a mix) and culture aren't always the same thing 🤧

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🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 1d

And I bet you anything that as much as Charlie can't stand this person, she stands firm on her belief to help them and do her job to help someone who wants to redeem and ascend 😭

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🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 1d

That would be so wild and tons of fun to speculate 🤣

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🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 1d

I mean yes, we still can! But back then, they were very rampant XP

There would surely have been Equestria in Hell or something if it was out during the 2010s xD

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🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 1d

So which is it, then? Are we depraved freaks or are we spineless cowards? Can't antis pick a side and commit? No, wait, they're too busy making sure we can't fucking win.

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🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 1d

If the Hellaverse existed in the mid-late 2000s, I can already imagine the Windows Movie Maker slideshow/video edits with those popular songs at the time 😂

So many of them would have Cascada's "Every Time We Touch" 😝

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🌺Nin🌸 @helluvanin666.bsky.social · 1d

I'm now picturing it's Yogirt sitting on it while talking to him and using some kind of rigged pulley system 😂Or it's a tower of imp staff using combined strength like ants

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