Helen
@hellyshelly.bsky.social
I'm proudly woke, triggered by Reform and Mango Mussolini. Love British humour (especially Northern, but parody can be lost these days. Please don't follow me if you're sharing your tits unless it's this kind 🐦
USA can win the world cup with this logic. It'll be the best game in history.
December 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
USA can win the world cup with this logic. It'll be the best game in history.
And return to sender - no stamp.
December 17, 2025 at 8:39 PM
And return to sender - no stamp.
Is it imminent and terminal 🤞🏻
December 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Is it imminent and terminal 🤞🏻
With a Sharpie of course.
December 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
With a Sharpie of course.
Dammit. Tony lastnames's bio says he's a pathological liar. Hopes dashed 😆
December 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Dammit. Tony lastnames's bio says he's a pathological liar. Hopes dashed 😆
God, you need to crack on and do your work!
December 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
God, you need to crack on and do your work!
Bot or magat. Hard to tell from the replies to blocked posts. Both operated by the same thick program. I blocked so thank for the heads up.
December 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Bot or magat. Hard to tell from the replies to blocked posts. Both operated by the same thick program. I blocked so thank for the heads up.
It's pretty shit when kids are more influenced by AI, (their tech) rather than their parents. I suspect technology creates absent parents too.
December 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
It's pretty shit when kids are more influenced by AI, (their tech) rather than their parents. I suspect technology creates absent parents too.
The man on the Epstein list wants kids birthdays?
December 13, 2025 at 6:09 AM
The man on the Epstein list wants kids birthdays?
There's plenty of other references. He's a felon, fascist, russian asset. He's a fucking abysmal individual supporting Putin, aligned with a genocidal president and happily letting people be kidnapped. Free world my arse.
December 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
There's plenty of other references. He's a felon, fascist, russian asset. He's a fucking abysmal individual supporting Putin, aligned with a genocidal president and happily letting people be kidnapped. Free world my arse.
My teens, like many others, got this in school. Need parent consent tho.
December 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My teens, like many others, got this in school. Need parent consent tho.
Universal healthcare saves lives, however, USA's love of guns probably negate that.
December 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Universal healthcare saves lives, however, USA's love of guns probably negate that.
Money is more valuable than humanity.
December 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Money is more valuable than humanity.
Israel will probably create more terrorists by the nature of their terrorism.
December 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Israel will probably create more terrorists by the nature of their terrorism.
I know you are a huge fan. How's the BP?
December 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I know you are a huge fan. How's the BP?
Not busy saving 'are children' is he?
December 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Not busy saving 'are children' is he?
Will this be deemed a witch hunt from the woke brigade? It couldn't happen to a nicer c*nt
December 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Will this be deemed a witch hunt from the woke brigade? It couldn't happen to a nicer c*nt