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you vill vatch und you vill enjoy it
January 30, 2026 at 1:36 PM
you vill vatch und you vill enjoy it
Hi Dave, pleased to meet you. I see you're posting already.
Just F.Y.I. - All new BlueSky users must first:
1. Vow to forsake all other social media platforms forever.
2. Prove themselves worthy before The Tribunal.
3. Conquer The Room Of Madness.
Good luck !
Just F.Y.I. - All new BlueSky users must first:
1. Vow to forsake all other social media platforms forever.
2. Prove themselves worthy before The Tribunal.
3. Conquer The Room Of Madness.
Good luck !
January 28, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Hi Dave, pleased to meet you. I see you're posting already.
Just F.Y.I. - All new BlueSky users must first:
1. Vow to forsake all other social media platforms forever.
2. Prove themselves worthy before The Tribunal.
3. Conquer The Room Of Madness.
Good luck !
Just F.Y.I. - All new BlueSky users must first:
1. Vow to forsake all other social media platforms forever.
2. Prove themselves worthy before The Tribunal.
3. Conquer The Room Of Madness.
Good luck !
Doctor: “You have cancer and Alzheimer's.”
Patient: “At least I don’t have cancer.”
Patient: “At least I don’t have cancer.”
January 27, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Doctor: “You have cancer and Alzheimer's.”
Patient: “At least I don’t have cancer.”
Patient: “At least I don’t have cancer.”
MN ought to publicly offer him a $50K bribe to stay away
January 27, 2026 at 8:42 AM
MN ought to publicly offer him a $50K bribe to stay away
it used to be one
January 25, 2026 at 8:44 PM
it used to be one
I'm not an American. I carry no water, but do understand no amount of whataboutism can change what everyone saw. Or that the regime's lies have become increasingly intolerable.
January 25, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I'm not an American. I carry no water, but do understand no amount of whataboutism can change what everyone saw. Or that the regime's lies have become increasingly intolerable.
what I find funnier is your desperation to misequate ICE with other law enforcement agencies in a sad attempt to legitimize them. It must be tiring carrying ICE water all day.
January 25, 2026 at 8:12 PM
what I find funnier is your desperation to misequate ICE with other law enforcement agencies in a sad attempt to legitimize them. It must be tiring carrying ICE water all day.
law enforcement potentially face a court of law for their actions, and do not enjoy the automatic sanction of state cover-up propaganda
January 25, 2026 at 7:17 PM
law enforcement potentially face a court of law for their actions, and do not enjoy the automatic sanction of state cover-up propaganda
ICE is not law enforcement, they are untrained, unrestrained fascists. Protesters are leftists, and thus being targeted.
Pretti instigated nothing; the video is clear in this regard.
ICE and MAGA feel that protesters/observers 'deserve' brutality and/or execution. This has become very obvious.
Pretti instigated nothing; the video is clear in this regard.
ICE and MAGA feel that protesters/observers 'deserve' brutality and/or execution. This has become very obvious.
January 25, 2026 at 6:51 PM
ICE is not law enforcement, they are untrained, unrestrained fascists. Protesters are leftists, and thus being targeted.
Pretti instigated nothing; the video is clear in this regard.
ICE and MAGA feel that protesters/observers 'deserve' brutality and/or execution. This has become very obvious.
Pretti instigated nothing; the video is clear in this regard.
ICE and MAGA feel that protesters/observers 'deserve' brutality and/or execution. This has become very obvious.
Indeed. Trump is also the classic bully who throws the first punch only to later claim the other guy started it.
January 24, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Indeed. Trump is also the classic bully who throws the first punch only to later claim the other guy started it.
the flimsy pretext of immigration enforcement has fallen away. ICE is on a punative campaign of terror, full stop.
January 24, 2026 at 5:43 PM
the flimsy pretext of immigration enforcement has fallen away. ICE is on a punative campaign of terror, full stop.
unaware Wrightson had drawn Man-Thing at all
January 21, 2026 at 4:24 AM
unaware Wrightson had drawn Man-Thing at all
your haiku does not
conform to the rules just like
Trump's presidency
conform to the rules just like
Trump's presidency
January 20, 2026 at 6:39 PM
your haiku does not
conform to the rules just like
Trump's presidency
conform to the rules just like
Trump's presidency
the artist's premise reinforced by the medium - love that !
January 9, 2026 at 6:19 PM
the artist's premise reinforced by the medium - love that !
Insufficiently redundant punctuation !!! The Worm shall suffer no such insult !!!
January 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Insufficiently redundant punctuation !!! The Worm shall suffer no such insult !!!
I hope you like fascism
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I hope you like fascism
everything went accordion to plan
October 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
everything went accordion to plan
here's cheers to Zero's hero !
October 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
here's cheers to Zero's hero !
The ballroom must attain the lavish opulence necessary for proper influence peddling, while also drawing the eye away from the cheap vulgarity of the corruption within.
Architecturally impossible.
Architecturally impossible.
October 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The ballroom must attain the lavish opulence necessary for proper influence peddling, while also drawing the eye away from the cheap vulgarity of the corruption within.
Architecturally impossible.
Architecturally impossible.
even if he can't or doesn't need to, I'm sure he's enjoying it
October 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
even if he can't or doesn't need to, I'm sure he's enjoying it
I believe the quote to be more than anecdotal. No one seeks out what they don't wish to hear, but eventually reality comes knocking. Even propaganda has it's limits.
October 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I believe the quote to be more than anecdotal. No one seeks out what they don't wish to hear, but eventually reality comes knocking. Even propaganda has it's limits.