Classic McDavid
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Amateur Land Sea-lion Tamer. Simper Fidelus Tyrannosaurus. My opinions are your own.
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Wait, do I not own The Highlander digitally? I could have sworn I do!
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I’ve actually had four of five chances against the thing with 40!eyes
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Imagine if we had cameras down the foul lines.

#baseball
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I do find myself watching other teams that aren’t as fast and aggressive on the bases as the Tigers were and asking “Why didn’t you take the extra base?”

Of course, this is in Wrigley, so, there are reasons.

#baseball
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Secretary of Nut Punches is going to be a very busy office under my regime.
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When I’m in charge, you can have ads during an in play inning of baseball. But during the off season, my Secretary of Nut Punches, Boban Marjanović, gets to punch an owner in the nuts once for each ad. Maybe the inches will be split up. Maybe just one owner gets it. Who knows?
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Someone take this can of bean dip away from me.

“It’s empty.”

I know!
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Better be careful then…
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I don’t see Jayne Mansfield in that list. She must have the night off.
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It’s or they all start their own podcasts.
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I actually CAN resist the evil of the Thriller.

No big deal.
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Always fun in history when an excommunication doesn't have the desired effect.
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I guess the end of the Crusades is going to make me want to find a history of the Khans.
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I’m the one
Who would dance
In the round
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baseball can turn on astounding feats of athleticism and "oh no that guy just drove up the off ramp" in equal measure
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Is this a new poster for HIM?
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Hey north Texas sickos!

I'll be at the Dallas Trinity FC match against Club America Femenil Saturday, October 18 at the Cotton Bowl!

I'll post again when it's closer, but if you're going to be there, let me know, I will have stickers!
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Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter's Austin Powers in Goldmember
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Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter’s Spice World
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Make a movie better by adding John Carpenter's to the title:

John Carpenter’s Clash of the Titans
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My PT philosophy is dancing to pre-Bad Michael Jackson. It's a lot of hip gyration. Not sure how it will help my knee.
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Every third Phillies player looks like they'd be sticky in a way you don't expect.
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It's a long international trip. Plus double extra everything. So some nervousness is understandable.
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(I assume there are whole books breaking done Quincy's* producing techniques in Thriller. I'm not discovering something new. Just pointing out the impressiveness)

*I'm allowed to call him Quincy.
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Listening to "Thriller" and focusing my ears on the different funky guitar riffs that pass off between the left and right sides.
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Even on a bad knee, I still have the soul for getting down.
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I’m listening to the Wings game through the app, and the score is about 20 seconds ahead of the radio call, so I just keep waiting to hear what bad thing is about to happen.