A clown, but not the evil one.
@henchmanunion.bsky.social
Aspiring author, wanna-be clever person, tired but not dead. A fellow tries. He/Him, if you prefer.
Few things warm the heart or the soul like breaking bread, few things make another your neighbor quite like food.
January 25, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Few things warm the heart or the soul like breaking bread, few things make another your neighbor quite like food.
As a middling comedian, reading the room is a skill, and there are so many guys these days who want to blame the room instead of learning their damn craft.
January 25, 2026 at 3:52 AM
As a middling comedian, reading the room is a skill, and there are so many guys these days who want to blame the room instead of learning their damn craft.
It looks like somebody hybridized cargo pants and mom-jeans to create the singular dumbest pair of pants possible. God, "operator culture" is just so dumb sometimes.
January 24, 2026 at 1:38 AM
It looks like somebody hybridized cargo pants and mom-jeans to create the singular dumbest pair of pants possible. God, "operator culture" is just so dumb sometimes.
I wish to show compassion to my enemies, but I cannot bury those i love to show it to them.
January 24, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I wish to show compassion to my enemies, but I cannot bury those i love to show it to them.
Abi is ruthless, Aonishiki is brilliant, and Atamifuji is atheltic as hell.
January 22, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Abi is ruthless, Aonishiki is brilliant, and Atamifuji is atheltic as hell.
I'm sorry you've had a rough go of it lately, Fin. Just know a lot of us are pulling for you.
January 21, 2026 at 7:39 AM
I'm sorry you've had a rough go of it lately, Fin. Just know a lot of us are pulling for you.
Man's got shoulders like a piston cannon.
January 17, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Man's got shoulders like a piston cannon.
A real, proper shitkicker understands what he's pissed about, why he's pissed about it, and how he's going to fuck things up. And that's a fellow you should buy a beer, when it's said and done.
January 16, 2026 at 3:19 AM
A real, proper shitkicker understands what he's pissed about, why he's pissed about it, and how he's going to fuck things up. And that's a fellow you should buy a beer, when it's said and done.
People are really underestimating how many folks are gonna get pissed, I reckon.
January 16, 2026 at 2:59 AM
People are really underestimating how many folks are gonna get pissed, I reckon.
My two best picks off the top of my head are Contact and UHF. Although, given the context-reliant nature of the bits, there's an argument that Gintama is already UHF for Japanese audiences.
January 13, 2026 at 12:00 PM
My two best picks off the top of my head are Contact and UHF. Although, given the context-reliant nature of the bits, there's an argument that Gintama is already UHF for Japanese audiences.
DOGE was not entirely dissimliar.
January 12, 2026 at 7:31 AM
DOGE was not entirely dissimliar.
The artist got some real catharsis, drawing that cop crumpling like like a soda can.
January 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
The artist got some real catharsis, drawing that cop crumpling like like a soda can.
I feel like Aonishiki/Kotozakura is gonna be one of the funner matches this basho.
January 8, 2026 at 9:48 AM
I feel like Aonishiki/Kotozakura is gonna be one of the funner matches this basho.
I fell into a sink that someone left out for trash pick-up after a remodel. In my defense, if you're going to leave large appliances out for trash pick-up, they shouldn't be on the damn sidewalk.
January 6, 2026 at 10:04 AM
I fell into a sink that someone left out for trash pick-up after a remodel. In my defense, if you're going to leave large appliances out for trash pick-up, they shouldn't be on the damn sidewalk.
"Get off my land, you peacekeeping son of a--" still lives rent free in my head.
January 6, 2026 at 10:00 AM
"Get off my land, you peacekeeping son of a--" still lives rent free in my head.
It's always nice when writers remember that Rogers probably has more values in common with FDR than most modern politicians.
January 5, 2026 at 9:01 AM
It's always nice when writers remember that Rogers probably has more values in common with FDR than most modern politicians.
I feel like letting Armando Ianucci play is going to guarantee some incredibly weird improvised solutions to things.
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I feel like letting Armando Ianucci play is going to guarantee some incredibly weird improvised solutions to things.
"You have no fucking power here" feels strong.
December 27, 2025 at 8:17 AM
"You have no fucking power here" feels strong.
The thing about creating a culture of nepotists and sycophants is that there's no one around to grab the steering wheel to avert truly boneheaded situations like this.
December 23, 2025 at 8:30 AM
The thing about creating a culture of nepotists and sycophants is that there's no one around to grab the steering wheel to avert truly boneheaded situations like this.
Coin landed tails and this dumpster is blazing.
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Coin landed tails and this dumpster is blazing.
Okay, but bring a shovel with you, in case it actually works.
December 20, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Okay, but bring a shovel with you, in case it actually works.
"I was high as hell during my trial, but I'm pretty sure it was the blog post where I said that while it wasn't true that Vance schtupped a couch, it was an accurate assessment of his character as a person. Anyway, the Polycule in Cell Wing C is hosting a Magic tournament later. You in?"
December 19, 2025 at 1:16 AM
"I was high as hell during my trial, but I'm pretty sure it was the blog post where I said that while it wasn't true that Vance schtupped a couch, it was an accurate assessment of his character as a person. Anyway, the Polycule in Cell Wing C is hosting a Magic tournament later. You in?"
I mean this in a complimentary sense, but this looks supremely fucked up.
December 14, 2025 at 8:51 AM
I mean this in a complimentary sense, but this looks supremely fucked up.