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General menace to society.
Despite my best efforts, I was never able to beat my dad at Chinese chess. My son just might have a chance though!
January 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
A moment of zen
January 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
FIGHT
January 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
These 0-2 likes is giving me Xanga vibes.
January 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I tell dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs. Sometimes my kids do too.
January 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Conan is one of my favorite comedians and he absolutely deserves it.
Conan O’Brien will be awarded the 26th annual Mark Twain Prize for American Humor in March, the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts announced Thursday. nyti.ms/42hpHCV
January 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
McCoy in the snow
January 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
7 inches of snow and Fairfax schools shut down for 4 days straight plus a 2 hour delay on Friday. Turns out that the DC area lacks snow-removal infrastructure due to infrequent snow storms.

I could've attached a plow to a truck and made a lot of money this week!
January 11, 2025 at 6:24 AM
The Hu Crew 😁
January 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
A climber fell off a cliff and caught hold of a branch.

"Help! Is there anybody up there?" he shouted, hanging on.

A voice boomed through the clouds: "Have faith my son! I will help you! Let go of the branch!"

There was a long pause. The man shouts up again "Hey is there anybody else up there?"
November 20, 2024 at 1:07 AM