Think of wee, think of wee fondly, when we say gooooooood-byeeeeee 🌹
January 3, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Think of wee, think of wee fondly, when we say gooooooood-byeeeeee 🌹
This, and also ‘me’ rhymes with ‘wee’ and ‘you’ rhymes with ‘poo’. This keeps my bf in fits of giggles for hours sometimes.
January 3, 2026 at 7:31 PM
This, and also ‘me’ rhymes with ‘wee’ and ‘you’ rhymes with ‘poo’. This keeps my bf in fits of giggles for hours sometimes.
Or if you trap your balls in it
January 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Or if you trap your balls in it
Only to my mental wellbeing when it drops stitches
January 3, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Only to my mental wellbeing when it drops stitches
I never had a welcoming experience entering the UK on my NZ passport, they were always the most miserable cunts. Now I have a (mostly useless) UK passport and skip the whole affair with a e-gate
January 3, 2026 at 12:01 PM
I never had a welcoming experience entering the UK on my NZ passport, they were always the most miserable cunts. Now I have a (mostly useless) UK passport and skip the whole affair with a e-gate
Head down about two. Mark had a thrashy dream about half five. Bin men about half seven. Don’t feel too bad (sleep-wise, obvs I feel awful re most other things as per usual)
January 3, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Head down about two. Mark had a thrashy dream about half five. Bin men about half seven. Don’t feel too bad (sleep-wise, obvs I feel awful re most other things as per usual)
Did you get any in the end?
January 3, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Did you get any in the end?
a man at a bus stop. I don't want to talk about it
January 2, 2026 at 9:28 PM
a man at a bus stop. I don't want to talk about it
Extreme? Didn't you fill an entire treehouse with bubbles?
January 2, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Extreme? Didn't you fill an entire treehouse with bubbles?
I can hear the pre-nasalisation in the ‘mmmmmmmbone’ she is such a good talker
January 2, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I can hear the pre-nasalisation in the ‘mmmmmmmbone’ she is such a good talker
Happy birthday beautiful angel!
January 1, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Happy birthday beautiful angel!
You’re my favourite brummie! Xx
January 1, 2026 at 2:16 AM
You’re my favourite brummie! Xx
I thought Ronan was Sting
January 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I thought Ronan was Sting
Room temp day old cava
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Room temp day old cava
They’re talking about me
December 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
They’re talking about me
I don’t log in between Xmas and NY
December 31, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I don’t log in between Xmas and NY