Henry Bones
@henrybones.bsky.social
Me, with my plights & gripes as bad as Achilles
“The lie-fest penis”
December 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
“The lie-fest penis”
*something something* flies? 🤔
December 21, 2025 at 10:45 AM
*something something* flies? 🤔
It’s girding season
December 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
It’s girding season
Seems like we need some kind of international authority to rule on this. The UNESCO World Potato Products Commission, maybe. I’d be honoured to serve as its inaugural president.
December 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Seems like we need some kind of international authority to rule on this. The UNESCO World Potato Products Commission, maybe. I’d be honoured to serve as its inaugural president.
Maybe it’s a Commonwealth thing
December 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Maybe it’s a Commonwealth thing
Southern Hemisphere ftw!
December 20, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Southern Hemisphere ftw!
Friends across the water 🤝
December 20, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Friends across the water 🤝
There’s never a Constable around when you need one, then two come along at once
December 20, 2025 at 9:26 AM
There’s never a Constable around when you need one, then two come along at once
If the motor-home’s a rockin’ get the defibrillator cos I’m prolly having a heart attack in here
December 20, 2025 at 8:15 AM
If the motor-home’s a rockin’ get the defibrillator cos I’m prolly having a heart attack in here
Everyone says it is the best!
So good!
So good!
December 20, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Everyone says it is the best!
So good!
So good!
Very nice. Can you put one of these statues on top as well but, make him, you know, fat and orange?
December 20, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Very nice. Can you put one of these statues on top as well but, make him, you know, fat and orange?
Indian Runners are lovely birds but terrible parents. So we get the broody hens to hatch the babies
December 19, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Indian Runners are lovely birds but terrible parents. So we get the broody hens to hatch the babies
Indian Runner, being fostered by the grumpiest chicken in the world.
December 19, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Indian Runner, being fostered by the grumpiest chicken in the world.
We’re making duck
December 19, 2025 at 9:55 AM
We’re making duck
You win by having the basic decency to not wear a bow tie
December 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
You win by having the basic decency to not wear a bow tie
I also presume it refills automatically, like the Magic Pudding
December 19, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I also presume it refills automatically, like the Magic Pudding
Weetbix, I presume
December 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Weetbix, I presume
Oh, but it’s not hate speech when she does it, I’m sure. 🙄
December 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Oh, but it’s not hate speech when she does it, I’m sure. 🙄
quelle especes du vache
December 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
quelle especes du vache
$1.4b a year is just what I pay for the freakin postage
December 18, 2025 at 11:01 PM
$1.4b a year is just what I pay for the freakin postage
Or a spare piece from a game of Battleship
December 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Or a spare piece from a game of Battleship
I bet macho boneheads such as Hegseth get all in a froth when they learn their mighty navy includes little cuties like this fella
December 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I bet macho boneheads such as Hegseth get all in a froth when they learn their mighty navy includes little cuties like this fella
