Watching Superman (1978) for the first time in a really long time. It occurred to me that Pa Kent only had one friend. I'm pretty sure that more than one friend and their partner would show up to my funeral.

@katystoll.bsky.social sorry to bother you, not sure who to reach out to, but y'all uploaded Monday's episode instead of the Insurance episode to the free podcast feed.

It would be really funny if the next pope was a GIRL BOSSSDSSS!!!!! Slay, SISTER!!N

Anti-vaxxers are going to have a tetanus plague soon. So... At least we have that....

IKEA Jesus has to assemble his own cross.

RoboCop can't jump.

Hitler had the Eagle's Nest. Trump has the Creeper's Nest.

We are only 4 years away from The Terminator future. 🤖

Fact: Christopher Columbus liked removing people's noses and hands.
Hypothesis: Christopher Columbus was a chimpanzee.

On one hand if a demon attacked Tucker Carlson, I'm Team Demon! Let's go! On the other hand, if Tucker Carlson was able to fight off a demon attack, that's a weak ass demon. That demon needs to go to the gym. Tucky is the softest man alive. I cannot be convinced he has bones.

I wonder if the 4 Non Blondes ever figured out what was going on.

@15minsoffasc.bsky.social What do you think about Caesar in Rise of the Planet of the Apes independently inventing the fasces?

Accusations of "looks like Ted Cruz" is the only meaner insult I can think of then " looks like he wears a pinky ring."

Before 1938 all books were written in black and white.

Is it immoral to feed your dog a booger?

I don't think I can watch a TV show with an MRI without thinking about the time the IDF pretended Hamas stored guns by the giant magnet.

Tucker Carlson would be pissed if today was 1994 and he saw that the green m&m wasn't wearing high heels.