found a prepper forum for women and it's hilarious how much more practical it is. the men are all stockpiling guns and this group is like crowdsourcing ideas for keeping a CPAP running to take care of an elderly parent in an extended power outage

I drive by this field every day and every day my heart and bones yearn toward it in a way that can only be described as ancestral.

currently obsessed with Yumion, the Vidalia onion mascot from Vidalia, Georgia 🧅💖🧅💖🧅💖

it’s so embarrassing being american

If you only read one article about David Lynch with regard to his passing, please let it be this one:
reactormag.com/david-lynchs...

find your gods and feed them

being bitten by a werewolf in a desolately rural Bosnian village during an eight month long winter would fix me.

Them: so do you go to church?

Me:

A few targeted ads seen on my internet snail trail. If I've ever made you laugh and/or cum, been an armchair therapist, helped you steal groceries, or kept your darkly malevolent secret worthy of a Times Square mugshot and life without parole, consider any of the below as gifts that keep on giving.

today I had a discussion with someone about how alligators are lactose intolerant. Bones, blood, muscle, flesh, sinew, scales, organs, no problem. One slice of cheese pizza though, and bro is gonna be all bubbleguts up in that swamp.

do you think the Joker sometimes stares at himself in his bathroom mirror while saying shit like, "cut my mouth into pieces, this is my last retort" or no?

physically I’m here, but emotionally I’m a dust-bowl era circus demimonde, a surreptitious sideshow Madame, a patron saint of peripheral parlour tricks. Find me near the haunted Ferris wheel.

(flirting) your god has abandoned you. you should have been praying to me instead

If there's a liminal space waiting for me in the Beyond, I hope it's a small town Kmart next to a ramshackle gas station, and the most beautiful roadside wildflowers are always growing next to the street that forever takes me back to these parking lots.