Heofthevoid 🔞
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I talk about nerd shit, sex work and other kinds of degeneracy.
I do not give a single fucking shit if that offends you, piss off.
Top 1% of MTG Arena addicts.
WARNING: This account is not for children, or adults who don't act like children.
I talk about nerd shit, sex work and other kinds of degeneracy.
I do not give a single fucking shit if that offends you, piss off.
Top 1% of MTG Arena addicts.
I'm rooting for the Federal Reserve, this timeline is horrible.
January 12, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I'm rooting for the Federal Reserve, this timeline is horrible.
Big butts that go perfectly in my Abzan butts deck? heeeeeellllllll yeah.
January 11, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Big butts that go perfectly in my Abzan butts deck? heeeeeellllllll yeah.
If this happens, I'm done with WWE. Anyone that would sell out for Saudi blood money should be exiled from America.
January 6, 2026 at 3:08 AM
If this happens, I'm done with WWE. Anyone that would sell out for Saudi blood money should be exiled from America.
Full magic the gathering movie but with Muppets, DO IT YOU COWARDS.
January 6, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Full magic the gathering movie but with Muppets, DO IT YOU COWARDS.
There will be a house rule at every table I'm at from this moment forward: If you play this card, the rest of the table is allowed to stand and slap you in the face. XD /s
January 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
There will be a house rule at every table I'm at from this moment forward: If you play this card, the rest of the table is allowed to stand and slap you in the face. XD /s
Yeah that honestly sounds like a pretty good deal to me, when can they get here?
January 4, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Yeah that honestly sounds like a pretty good deal to me, when can they get here?
Planeswalkers as Muppets, DO IT YOU COWARDS!
January 2, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Planeswalkers as Muppets, DO IT YOU COWARDS!
Every time I get hit, I take a dodge ball to the nuts, thrown by an Olympic body builder.
January 2, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Every time I get hit, I take a dodge ball to the nuts, thrown by an Olympic body builder.
You know what really pisses me of: Politicians and anti women fucks demand porn sites be censored bc tHinK oF tHe cHiLdRen, yet none of them have made a peep about Grok making ACTUAL FUCKING KIDDIE PORN.
January 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
You know what really pisses me of: Politicians and anti women fucks demand porn sites be censored bc tHinK oF tHe cHiLdRen, yet none of them have made a peep about Grok making ACTUAL FUCKING KIDDIE PORN.
Then when women straight up stop getting married and stop having kids, they'll complain about "declining birth rates" and the "male loneliness epidemic."
January 2, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Then when women straight up stop getting married and stop having kids, they'll complain about "declining birth rates" and the "male loneliness epidemic."
Oh what is that outrage tourist raging about today? Does a female video character not have big enough tits or too wide a jaw again?
January 1, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Oh what is that outrage tourist raging about today? Does a female video character not have big enough tits or too wide a jaw again?
Seriously, he eats nothing but hamburgers and drinks nothing but diet coke, how has he not kicked the bucket yet?
January 1, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Seriously, he eats nothing but hamburgers and drinks nothing but diet coke, how has he not kicked the bucket yet?