Hedrick T. Monster
@herdrickmonster.bsky.social
Calm your torches and pitchforks, I’m just your friendly neighborhood closet monster or your imaginary spirt-guide hallucination.
Stays scary ah-ha, never scary uh-oh.
Live. Laugh. Lurk.
Stays scary ah-ha, never scary uh-oh.
Live. Laugh. Lurk.
Oh indeed! Sooo soft and safe. Thats me all warm fluff and sass. Glad to have an official testimonial from Jim, who obviously knows wha to look for when befriending a quality monster.
January 24, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Oh indeed! Sooo soft and safe. Thats me all warm fluff and sass. Glad to have an official testimonial from Jim, who obviously knows wha to look for when befriending a quality monster.
But! ahm *looks at box* spring meadow fresh. A few dryer sheets a day keeps down the stank and is a surprisingly good source of fiber.
a close up of a stuffed animal with a beard and horns
ALT: a close up of a stuffed animal with a beard and horns
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January 22, 2026 at 9:12 PM
But! ahm *looks at box* spring meadow fresh. A few dryer sheets a day keeps down the stank and is a surprisingly good source of fiber.
Maybee they need a big monster and not a big coat?
January 22, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Maybee they need a big monster and not a big coat?
I love this. Makes me think of the best tux cummerbund I could have
January 12, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I love this. Makes me think of the best tux cummerbund I could have
My art advice for painters and illustrators: Never use black paint other than to sign your name to a piece. There are so many other ways to build rich-and mood filled dark tones with layers and washes. It can take more time, but the results are rewarding.
January 12, 2026 at 3:39 PM
My art advice for painters and illustrators: Never use black paint other than to sign your name to a piece. There are so many other ways to build rich-and mood filled dark tones with layers and washes. It can take more time, but the results are rewarding.
Your home and safe just take a quiet moment and touch plush. You can do this :)
January 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Your home and safe just take a quiet moment and touch plush. You can do this :)
“My eyes are up here…No I did not say thighs, I said eyes.”
January 2, 2026 at 10:16 PM
“My eyes are up here…No I did not say thighs, I said eyes.”
*does the thing* Hmmm Perilous? I guess it fits me in a way…..Folks that get close to a purple fever dream monster and all are perilously close to my mouth. Happy 2026!
January 2, 2026 at 12:21 AM
*does the thing* Hmmm Perilous? I guess it fits me in a way…..Folks that get close to a purple fever dream monster and all are perilously close to my mouth. Happy 2026!
Ohhh!??? Blanched not bland smart. Really locks in the flavor
a stuffed animal with a carrot in its mouth is standing in front of a fire
ALT: a stuffed animal with a carrot in its mouth is standing in front of a fire
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January 1, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Ohhh!??? Blanched not bland smart. Really locks in the flavor
I agree here. I actually sold this one and kept the ones that uses 2 AA batteries. You’re down a mouse till it charges with this design and a charging point down on the bottom to absorb any liquids it comes in contact with if spilled on a monsters work station.
December 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I agree here. I actually sold this one and kept the ones that uses 2 AA batteries. You’re down a mouse till it charges with this design and a charging point down on the bottom to absorb any liquids it comes in contact with if spilled on a monsters work station.
Best place stay warm is deep in some soft plush and fur
December 31, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Best place stay warm is deep in some soft plush and fur
You will love it, I have a collection I have used for 20 years. The older pans are much much better and slicker inside.
December 31, 2025 at 3:25 AM
You will love it, I have a collection I have used for 20 years. The older pans are much much better and slicker inside.
Difficult childhoods make the most interesting adults… and monsters.
December 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Difficult childhoods make the most interesting adults… and monsters.
Those days….gone.
December 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Those days….gone.
Opp! So professorial or Nautical. take your pick I suppose.
December 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Opp! So professorial or Nautical. take your pick I suppose.
I’m so curious about what what’s going through that Silver Chevy Tahoe driver’s mind as she drove through the parking lot like that and seeing those 2.
a cartoon of a horse driving a car with the words oh my god below him
ALT: a cartoon of a horse driving a car with the words oh my god below him
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December 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I’m so curious about what what’s going through that Silver Chevy Tahoe driver’s mind as she drove through the parking lot like that and seeing those 2.
What do I do?
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
What do I do?
I wiggle mah piddies and do a monstrous Austin Powers impersonations “ You are sexy bitches yeahhhh baby” muahahaha “ I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes baby..yeah!!”
a man wearing glasses and a red jacket is smiling and says `` allow myself to introduce ... ''
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a red jacket is smiling and says `` allow myself to introduce ... ''
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November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I wiggle mah piddies and do a monstrous Austin Powers impersonations “ You are sexy bitches yeahhhh baby” muahahaha “ I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes baby..yeah!!”
Squeeeee! Big monstrous thank you. My ugly children (clocks) are all special.
November 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Squeeeee! Big monstrous thank you. My ugly children (clocks) are all special.
Daw. Is that an ahh-ha. Kind of remember you or an ew-monster kind of remember. *gigglefarts*
November 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Daw. Is that an ahh-ha. Kind of remember you or an ew-monster kind of remember. *gigglefarts*
Your going to get all “sickle” with all your human bits hanging hanging out. Tuck that mess back in some fur and get a tetanus shot just as an advanced precaution.
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Your going to get all “sickle” with all your human bits hanging hanging out. Tuck that mess back in some fur and get a tetanus shot just as an advanced precaution.
A monster tooth measurement tool. Cmere, let’s try it out and see how it works.
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
A monster tooth measurement tool. Cmere, let’s try it out and see how it works.