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Interstellar bounty hunter. Outside of your price range.

roleplay | sci-fi / crossovers welcome | mdni

by 𝑀𝐴𝑌𝐴
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𝐊𝐈𝐊𝐈'𝐒 𝐃𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐈𝐂𝐄
Hey, I will.

Enjoy your little getaway!
I mean, believe what you want to believe.
Kinda doubt it.
February 17, 2026 at 5:53 AM
Kinda doubt it.
Not really, no. Lots worth buying though.
Anything worth taking?
February 17, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Anything worth taking?
Heading back home for CNY. Nobody better mess with her store while she’s away.
February 17, 2026 at 5:30 AM
Day 1.

Journal entry #3:

The weather here is also shitty.
February 17, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Lotta stupid lookin' people here.
February 17, 2026 at 12:45 AM
( her eyes narrow. there was enough evidence before her to suggest he wasn't lying. at least not entirely. instead she steps back and circles him, the gun kept on him, trained but loose, almost casual. she kept her finger off the trigger. safety first. )

This place is barren. You're dressed for...
hm! search me yourself if you don't believe me. ah, but be *careful* for the false teeth in my pockets -- they *bite*.
( her disappointment? palpable. but what had she expected? )

You must have something, I picked up an energy signature. Don't play games with me.
February 16, 2026 at 10:38 PM
( her disappointment? palpable. but what had she expected? )

You must have something, I picked up an energy signature. Don't play games with me.
tut. ( rolling his eyes. ) how long have you got . . . ?

( feeling the gun pressed against his back: ) alright, alright!

( moving to the side to empty his pockets onto the wall; a whistle, a yo-yo, a signed copy of 'alice in wonderland'; a half-eaten chocolate bar; his tesco clubcard . . . )
Says the one man circus. Pockets. Now.
February 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Says the one man circus. Pockets. Now.
( hands in the air. ) now, i really don't think that's *wise*.
Let's see whatcha got.
February 16, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Not worth the hassle, trust me. We have bigger fish to cook.
Then there isn't much that can be done for it.

Wait...the metals it in could be sold.
Scrap and junk. Nothing here works any more, it's all eroded. Motherboards covered in sand. Good luck getting that out.
February 16, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Scrap and junk. Nothing here works any more, it's all eroded. Motherboards covered in sand. Good luck getting that out.
Fine. I won't touch it then. What is it anyway?
Don't touch anything.
February 16, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Don't touch anything.
"More tech to look at."
February 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
She's about to lose it.
a woman in a brown leather jacket with netflix written on the bottom
ALT: a woman in a brown leather jacket with netflix written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 16, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Let's see whatcha got.
February 16, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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February 16, 2026 at 7:04 PM