Coffee ☕️
@hereforthefreecof.bsky.social
Devoted coffee worshipper. Mum to boys (send help). Gym-goer… sometimes-ish. Professional food lover and part-time booze connoisseur. “Has a decent rack” (according to some legend). 50% adorable, 50% perpetually napping.
In the absence of orgasms, booze, the gym and intestines that behave, hot baths with pretty pink lights will have to suffice
September 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
In the absence of orgasms, booze, the gym and intestines that behave, hot baths with pretty pink lights will have to suffice
Been asked to take on a massive project with more money (yay) but after the first session I was like “what the actual f***?”
So now I have 5 days to become a genius.
So now I have 5 days to become a genius.
August 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Been asked to take on a massive project with more money (yay) but after the first session I was like “what the actual f***?”
So now I have 5 days to become a genius.
So now I have 5 days to become a genius.
Apprenticeship work: “Write about the accomplishments and improvements you’ve brought to your role”
DON’T YOU KNOW IM BRITISH?
We don’t brag, it’s vulgar.
“I er, did some things but that’s enough about me”
DON’T YOU KNOW IM BRITISH?
We don’t brag, it’s vulgar.
“I er, did some things but that’s enough about me”
June 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Apprenticeship work: “Write about the accomplishments and improvements you’ve brought to your role”
DON’T YOU KNOW IM BRITISH?
We don’t brag, it’s vulgar.
“I er, did some things but that’s enough about me”
DON’T YOU KNOW IM BRITISH?
We don’t brag, it’s vulgar.
“I er, did some things but that’s enough about me”
You’re lucky I’m crazy tired.
I’ll deal with you lot later.
Behave while I’m gone.
Or don’t.
Whatever.
Zzz…
I’ll deal with you lot later.
Behave while I’m gone.
Or don’t.
Whatever.
Zzz…
May 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
You’re lucky I’m crazy tired.
I’ll deal with you lot later.
Behave while I’m gone.
Or don’t.
Whatever.
Zzz…
I’ll deal with you lot later.
Behave while I’m gone.
Or don’t.
Whatever.
Zzz…
So, what’s new with this place huh?
May 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
So, what’s new with this place huh?
Nothing better than a ‘I tore my own ass up’ post to announce my return! Heeeeyyyyyy
April 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Nothing better than a ‘I tore my own ass up’ post to announce my return! Heeeeyyyyyy
Taking a break from social media- maybe forever, maybe until my next urge to overshare.
If I don’t come back, never fear- there are plenty of other amazing sets of tits out there! And they may even have a personality too! Double bubble!
❤️
If I don’t come back, never fear- there are plenty of other amazing sets of tits out there! And they may even have a personality too! Double bubble!
❤️
February 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Taking a break from social media- maybe forever, maybe until my next urge to overshare.
If I don’t come back, never fear- there are plenty of other amazing sets of tits out there! And they may even have a personality too! Double bubble!
❤️
If I don’t come back, never fear- there are plenty of other amazing sets of tits out there! And they may even have a personality too! Double bubble!
❤️
Just cooked a steak, jacket potato and steamed broccoli WHILST IM ILL.
I’m just a warrior. I really am.
I’m just a warrior. I really am.
February 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Just cooked a steak, jacket potato and steamed broccoli WHILST IM ILL.
I’m just a warrior. I really am.
I’m just a warrior. I really am.
Sex food incoming….
January 28, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sex food incoming….
This is now my workout account- get ready for some intense reps, steamy squats, and sweaty masturbation sessions that may or may not count as cardio!
But today, spin and yoga. I kept my hands out my panties. Just.
But today, spin and yoga. I kept my hands out my panties. Just.
January 12, 2025 at 10:57 AM
This is now my workout account- get ready for some intense reps, steamy squats, and sweaty masturbation sessions that may or may not count as cardio!
But today, spin and yoga. I kept my hands out my panties. Just.
But today, spin and yoga. I kept my hands out my panties. Just.
Please don’t follow me if you want to talk politics….this is the kind of thing that I give brain power to.
December 23, 2024 at 8:07 AM
Please don’t follow me if you want to talk politics….this is the kind of thing that I give brain power to.
I haven’t posted on here in a while so here’s a summary of the last 13 days…
Xmas jumpers? Check.
Purse? Empty.
Littlest? Got shingles.
Work? Still worky.
Car? Written off.
Xmas? Closing in.
Money? None.
WINE? Yes.
6-day break? Hallelujah!
6am veggie dash… LET’S GO!
Xmas jumpers? Check.
Purse? Empty.
Littlest? Got shingles.
Work? Still worky.
Car? Written off.
Xmas? Closing in.
Money? None.
WINE? Yes.
6-day break? Hallelujah!
6am veggie dash… LET’S GO!
December 23, 2024 at 4:55 AM
I haven’t posted on here in a while so here’s a summary of the last 13 days…
Xmas jumpers? Check.
Purse? Empty.
Littlest? Got shingles.
Work? Still worky.
Car? Written off.
Xmas? Closing in.
Money? None.
WINE? Yes.
6-day break? Hallelujah!
6am veggie dash… LET’S GO!
Xmas jumpers? Check.
Purse? Empty.
Littlest? Got shingles.
Work? Still worky.
Car? Written off.
Xmas? Closing in.
Money? None.
WINE? Yes.
6-day break? Hallelujah!
6am veggie dash… LET’S GO!
Yes, this is a wholesome post. Not sorry.
Just spent the evening cuddled up with littlest watching The Christmas Chronicles 2. Then he gave me this ❤️ my boy could make a statue crack a smile. Was the perfect evening… in my full-on slobbing out gear. Zero hotness, 100% heart.
Just spent the evening cuddled up with littlest watching The Christmas Chronicles 2. Then he gave me this ❤️ my boy could make a statue crack a smile. Was the perfect evening… in my full-on slobbing out gear. Zero hotness, 100% heart.
December 7, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Yes, this is a wholesome post. Not sorry.
Just spent the evening cuddled up with littlest watching The Christmas Chronicles 2. Then he gave me this ❤️ my boy could make a statue crack a smile. Was the perfect evening… in my full-on slobbing out gear. Zero hotness, 100% heart.
Just spent the evening cuddled up with littlest watching The Christmas Chronicles 2. Then he gave me this ❤️ my boy could make a statue crack a smile. Was the perfect evening… in my full-on slobbing out gear. Zero hotness, 100% heart.
Forget motor boating, this year have a festive upgrade and go full “Little Drummer Boy” on her tits: Pa-rum pum pum pum.
December 5, 2024 at 11:24 AM
Forget motor boating, this year have a festive upgrade and go full “Little Drummer Boy” on her tits: Pa-rum pum pum pum.
Having to hike to my dad’s just to take a shower is really getting on my last nerve. On the bright side, at least my rage is keeping me warm because IT’S COLDER THAN A PENGUIN’S PUSSY OUT HERE!
December 4, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Having to hike to my dad’s just to take a shower is really getting on my last nerve. On the bright side, at least my rage is keeping me warm because IT’S COLDER THAN A PENGUIN’S PUSSY OUT HERE!
December 1st tomorrow.
Guess it’s back to washing a whole ton of sports socks again.
Guess it’s back to washing a whole ton of sports socks again.
November 30, 2024 at 11:12 PM
December 1st tomorrow.
Guess it’s back to washing a whole ton of sports socks again.
Guess it’s back to washing a whole ton of sports socks again.
Today’s dinner lineup. Kids scored hunter’s chicken- cos I’m the hero they don’t deserve.
Now I no longer feel like I’m about to hurl at any random second, I’m treating myself to a plate of chicken, bacon, and mushrooms drowning in a garlic, cream, and black pepper sauce.
FIT
Now I no longer feel like I’m about to hurl at any random second, I’m treating myself to a plate of chicken, bacon, and mushrooms drowning in a garlic, cream, and black pepper sauce.
FIT
November 30, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Today’s dinner lineup. Kids scored hunter’s chicken- cos I’m the hero they don’t deserve.
Now I no longer feel like I’m about to hurl at any random second, I’m treating myself to a plate of chicken, bacon, and mushrooms drowning in a garlic, cream, and black pepper sauce.
FIT
Now I no longer feel like I’m about to hurl at any random second, I’m treating myself to a plate of chicken, bacon, and mushrooms drowning in a garlic, cream, and black pepper sauce.
FIT
Did I wake up at 6am still drunk. Yes. Yes I did.
November 30, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Did I wake up at 6am still drunk. Yes. Yes I did.
Oh you!!
Fanks!
And your cooperation has been… noted.
You’re free to go now.
For now.
Fanks!
And your cooperation has been… noted.
You’re free to go now.
For now.
If you’re not following @hereforthefreecof.bsky.social you probably should be. Not just for the rack.
Planning a night of sweats, gin and posting about my rack.
Please use this time to make necessary preparations.
Please use this time to make necessary preparations.
November 29, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Oh you!!
Fanks!
And your cooperation has been… noted.
You’re free to go now.
For now.
Fanks!
And your cooperation has been… noted.
You’re free to go now.
For now.
Planning a night of sweats, gin and posting about my rack.
Please use this time to make necessary preparations.
Please use this time to make necessary preparations.
November 29, 2024 at 9:52 AM
Planning a night of sweats, gin and posting about my rack.
Please use this time to make necessary preparations.
Please use this time to make necessary preparations.
Alas, cruel fate! I am condemned to the kitchen’s fire, where dinner must be forged. Then to the endless laundry, a sea of despair! And the iron, my final torment- scorching my weary soul. Where are the gods in my hour of need?
November 26, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Alas, cruel fate! I am condemned to the kitchen’s fire, where dinner must be forged. Then to the endless laundry, a sea of despair! And the iron, my final torment- scorching my weary soul. Where are the gods in my hour of need?