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heresiarch
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nature is just what we call the parts of ourself that we cannot control

opinions sustainably sourced from organically harvested social theorists

No Nazis, No Kings.

@heresiarch on the previous site & @[email protected]
Me, waving my fourth guest into their room: …and here you are!

Them: this is a bathroom. Except no toile. Only a sink. Why are—

Me, locking the door behind them
December 2, 2025 at 11:01 AM
you, sobbing: but I don’t want to enter the house through only wide two car garage every day

me: you coward. You buffoon
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Love a good Jack and JIL* bathroom

*jack-in-law
December 2, 2025 at 10:24 AM
based on how often the naughty teens of major cities throw the rentable scooters directly into the river i've formed a theory that the many iron age swords and cauldrons found in lakes around europe that we've previously assumed were ceremonial and sacrificial in nature were in fact thrown by teens
December 1, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It was the whole world’s ONLY source of Fafblog.
December 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Reposted by heresiarch
Their efficacy was confirmed against LIVE viruses including Ebola, Marburg, Nipah, Hendra, SARS-CoV, SARS-CoV-2 (COVID-19), AND Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (MERS).

The study has been published in Science Advances. YES, it is PEER-REVIEWED.
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...

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November 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM