Frances 🏳️🌈💕
@heresthedeali0.bsky.social
Mom / Wife / Engineer / Pokémon Master
“I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.”
“I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.”
My New Year’s resolutions are to feel human again after a year of difficult health complications and to savor my last baby’s first year of life.
Happy New Year 💕
Happy New Year 💕
January 1, 2026 at 5:29 AM
My New Year’s resolutions are to feel human again after a year of difficult health complications and to savor my last baby’s first year of life.
Happy New Year 💕
Happy New Year 💕
How loudly does it scream “AMERICA” that my newborn daughter got her health insurance card before her SSN or birth certificate…
December 31, 2025 at 6:22 PM
How loudly does it scream “AMERICA” that my newborn daughter got her health insurance card before her SSN or birth certificate…
When your toesies are too small for newborn socks 😅
December 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
When your toesies are too small for newborn socks 😅
If chat wanted an update - no baby today but she is healthy and no longer breech, which is great 👍
December 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If chat wanted an update - no baby today but she is healthy and no longer breech, which is great 👍
I feel like it’s not an unreasonable request for Spotify to try and balance “time spent listening” with “date listened”.
My top album is a sleep aid I listened to on repeat for my flights to Japan. 💀
My top album is a sleep aid I listened to on repeat for my flights to Japan. 💀
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I feel like it’s not an unreasonable request for Spotify to try and balance “time spent listening” with “date listened”.
My top album is a sleep aid I listened to on repeat for my flights to Japan. 💀
My top album is a sleep aid I listened to on repeat for my flights to Japan. 💀
I’m at that point in pregnancy where I hear “East Bound and Down” in my head while I’m waddling at 0.1 mph to my destination.
October 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I’m at that point in pregnancy where I hear “East Bound and Down” in my head while I’m waddling at 0.1 mph to my destination.
When mom won’t feed you more sweet potato.
October 7, 2025 at 11:05 AM
When mom won’t feed you more sweet potato.
Have been thinking about naming my daughter due in January after the one and only female commanding officer of my base, and this just adds fuel to the fire…
September 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Have been thinking about naming my daughter due in January after the one and only female commanding officer of my base, and this just adds fuel to the fire…
This scratches an itch in my brain.
August 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
This scratches an itch in my brain.
I know literally nothing about astrology but supposedly Taurus folks starting tomorrow are going to be doing better than they have been since like 2018 due to Uranus moving (idk?), and I’m hanging my entire wellbeing on that assumption.
July 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I know literally nothing about astrology but supposedly Taurus folks starting tomorrow are going to be doing better than they have been since like 2018 due to Uranus moving (idk?), and I’m hanging my entire wellbeing on that assumption.
Standard edition of ESO is $5 on Steam right now, if anyone was on the fence. 👀
July 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Standard edition of ESO is $5 on Steam right now, if anyone was on the fence. 👀
Do mermaids have belly buttons? Are they mammals or fish?
May 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Do mermaids have belly buttons? Are they mammals or fish?
Original version shows up on shuffle this morning…
Haven’t heard it in well over a decade.
Jump over to YouTube to find the remix I preferred.
Somehow still know every. single. word.
The random info my brain chooses to retain is baffling to me.
Haven’t heard it in well over a decade.
Jump over to YouTube to find the remix I preferred.
Somehow still know every. single. word.
The random info my brain chooses to retain is baffling to me.
Chain Hang Low Remix - Young Jibbs Feat Yung Joc & Lil Wayne
YouTube video by louievuittonpimpish
youtube.com
May 30, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Original version shows up on shuffle this morning…
Haven’t heard it in well over a decade.
Jump over to YouTube to find the remix I preferred.
Somehow still know every. single. word.
The random info my brain chooses to retain is baffling to me.
Haven’t heard it in well over a decade.
Jump over to YouTube to find the remix I preferred.
Somehow still know every. single. word.
The random info my brain chooses to retain is baffling to me.
Just this once don’t look like a complete gremlin…
May 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Just this once don’t look like a complete gremlin…
Giggling to myself whispering “cappuccino” while Sabrina Carpenter is playing in Great Clips…
May 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Giggling to myself whispering “cappuccino” while Sabrina Carpenter is playing in Great Clips…
Take the quiz and post the first four characters you know!
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
I mean yeah… I see it. 😞
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
I mean yeah… I see it. 😞
May 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Take the quiz and post the first four characters you know!
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
I mean yeah… I see it. 😞
openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
I mean yeah… I see it. 😞
Today’s emotional state: Crying at work because Hardee’s gave me a heart shaped biscuit for breakfast.
May 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Today’s emotional state: Crying at work because Hardee’s gave me a heart shaped biscuit for breakfast.
My husband told me I have too much Hello Kitty stuff at work and I told him I don’t care.
April 30, 2025 at 7:46 PM
My husband told me I have too much Hello Kitty stuff at work and I told him I don’t care.
The inZOI hype has finally gotten to me… watching streams has made me so curious to play.
March 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
The inZOI hype has finally gotten to me… watching streams has made me so curious to play.
My 5yo: “I thought when a dog eats a bone, it adds bones to their body.”
Me: “Like… it absorbs the bone?”
“Yeah.”
“What did you think a dog would look like after years of eating bones?”
“… I don’t know.”
Me: “Like… it absorbs the bone?”
“Yeah.”
“What did you think a dog would look like after years of eating bones?”
“… I don’t know.”
March 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My 5yo: “I thought when a dog eats a bone, it adds bones to their body.”
Me: “Like… it absorbs the bone?”
“Yeah.”
“What did you think a dog would look like after years of eating bones?”
“… I don’t know.”
Me: “Like… it absorbs the bone?”
“Yeah.”
“What did you think a dog would look like after years of eating bones?”
“… I don’t know.”
Siri, set up daily reminders that I’m delusional and need to take my meds.
March 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Siri, set up daily reminders that I’m delusional and need to take my meds.
On loop in my head. Not complaining. 🖤
Garden Of Eden
Lady Gaga · MAYHEM · Song · 2025
open.spotify.com
March 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
On loop in my head. Not complaining. 🖤
They added a time adjustment feature to Fields of Mistria as part of the update today, and it’s honestly so nice… I love this game, Stardew, etc. but the speed at which the day progresses aggravates my anxiety sometimes. It’s really nice to take my time and slowly go through each day. 😭
March 10, 2025 at 10:55 PM
They added a time adjustment feature to Fields of Mistria as part of the update today, and it’s honestly so nice… I love this game, Stardew, etc. but the speed at which the day progresses aggravates my anxiety sometimes. It’s really nice to take my time and slowly go through each day. 😭