Kid Monster
@hermanngottlieb.bsky.social
30 | the Vampire Valedictorian 🦇🧛🏻♀️🫀💋 | Alan Wake's #1 fan 🔦🪫📖☕ | Armand aficionado 🩸💉🧓🏼📼 | No Mary, all Madonna 📿🙏🏻⛪🦷 | same handle on the formerly-named bird app | NSFW posts warning, no followers below 21 | cross posts from 🐦 so you'll see double, hehe
Gifts from my loves (the Alan Wake book is a pre-order) 💙🩷💜
December 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Gifts from my loves (the Alan Wake book is a pre-order) 💙🩷💜
I'm doing this thing in 2026 where I go to a book shop & pick up the first book that catches my eye, no reading the blurb, no searching reviews, nada, I get it on pure vibes alone.
All that to say, I started a month early so the December '25 book is I Am a Cat by Natsume Sōseki.
All that to say, I started a month early so the December '25 book is I Am a Cat by Natsume Sōseki.
December 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm doing this thing in 2026 where I go to a book shop & pick up the first book that catches my eye, no reading the blurb, no searching reviews, nada, I get it on pure vibes alone.
All that to say, I started a month early so the December '25 book is I Am a Cat by Natsume Sōseki.
All that to say, I started a month early so the December '25 book is I Am a Cat by Natsume Sōseki.
We finally did up our first little tree together and watched The Grinch (one of the two or three Christmas movies I actually like). Innit cute. 💙🩷💜
December 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
We finally did up our first little tree together and watched The Grinch (one of the two or three Christmas movies I actually like). Innit cute. 💙🩷💜
Had a lie in this morning, had some fun with my girlfriend this afternoon then had a cuddle, now I'm eating some food and watching TV, and then I'm going shopping with my boyfriend later and then when we're home all three of us are decorating the tree, what a good day.
December 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Had a lie in this morning, had some fun with my girlfriend this afternoon then had a cuddle, now I'm eating some food and watching TV, and then I'm going shopping with my boyfriend later and then when we're home all three of us are decorating the tree, what a good day.
Taking recommendations for queer books! Any genre, any length, the only request is that they are primarily queer!
And if you don't mind, please RT to spread so I can get as many recommendations as possible. I've read quite a bit already, but I'm always down for something new!
And if you don't mind, please RT to spread so I can get as many recommendations as possible. I've read quite a bit already, but I'm always down for something new!
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December 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Taking recommendations for queer books! Any genre, any length, the only request is that they are primarily queer!
And if you don't mind, please RT to spread so I can get as many recommendations as possible. I've read quite a bit already, but I'm always down for something new!
And if you don't mind, please RT to spread so I can get as many recommendations as possible. I've read quite a bit already, but I'm always down for something new!
Magic night (except me, I cracked and I'm reading the gay hockey books in the corner).
December 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Magic night (except me, I cracked and I'm reading the gay hockey books in the corner).
Trying to do the Christmas thing this year for the first time in like, twenty years or whatever. Even though I'm working most of it I'm going to try to have a nice lil Christmas with 🩷 and 💜, we went and got some decorations and a lil tree today.
December 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Trying to do the Christmas thing this year for the first time in like, twenty years or whatever. Even though I'm working most of it I'm going to try to have a nice lil Christmas with 🩷 and 💜, we went and got some decorations and a lil tree today.
Has anyone drawn Gelphie NSFW fanart with Elphaba eating Glinda out underneath one of her big poofy dresses, asking for a friend.
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Has anyone drawn Gelphie NSFW fanart with Elphaba eating Glinda out underneath one of her big poofy dresses, asking for a friend.
Five minutes in to playing Dispatch.
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December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Five minutes in to playing Dispatch.
Someone, and I won't name any names, is enjoying the heated clothes horse.
December 1, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Someone, and I won't name any names, is enjoying the heated clothes horse.
I am so severely bisexual, oh sweet mercy. #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleCampaign4
November 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I am so severely bisexual, oh sweet mercy. #CriticalRole #CriticalRoleCampaign4
My girlfriend told her counsellor (an upper middle-aged Irish woman) about our relationship with our boyfriend today and how we all live together and she went "good for you!!!", delightful.
November 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My girlfriend told her counsellor (an upper middle-aged Irish woman) about our relationship with our boyfriend today and how we all live together and she went "good for you!!!", delightful.
Finished Bloodlines 2, now I'm catching up with CR4 whilst I play PowerWash Simulator 2, having a wild Friday night 🤙🏻
November 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Finished Bloodlines 2, now I'm catching up with CR4 whilst I play PowerWash Simulator 2, having a wild Friday night 🤙🏻
Tag yourself, I'm a Difficult Elevator.
November 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Tag yourself, I'm a Difficult Elevator.
November 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
If you say anything about my frizzy grey hair, you're home of phobic. 💜💙🩷
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
If you say anything about my frizzy grey hair, you're home of phobic. 💜💙🩷
YEAH, I GOT THAT RIZZ RIZZ RIZZ RIZZ RIZZ
BODY MOVIN' WITH A HISS HISS HISS HISS HISS
LOVE THE WAY YOU SAYIN' PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
BODY MOVIN' WITH A HISS HISS HISS HISS HISS
LOVE THE WAY YOU SAYIN' PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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November 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
YEAH, I GOT THAT RIZZ RIZZ RIZZ RIZZ RIZZ
BODY MOVIN' WITH A HISS HISS HISS HISS HISS
LOVE THE WAY YOU SAYIN' PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
BODY MOVIN' WITH A HISS HISS HISS HISS HISS
LOVE THE WAY YOU SAYIN' PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Layla is the most talkative cat I have ever met, I love her so much, my little Chatty Cat-hy.
November 3, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Layla is the most talkative cat I have ever met, I love her so much, my little Chatty Cat-hy.
Overcompensating gives me such bad second-hand embarrassment, but I have giggled several times.
November 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Overcompensating gives me such bad second-hand embarrassment, but I have giggled several times.
@ my friends from Seattle, how accurate is the game so far?
November 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
@ my friends from Seattle, how accurate is the game so far?
An advertisement targeted directly towards the girls who can't or won't leave their Andrew Tate loving boyfriends.
#VTM #VTMB2 #Bloodlines2
#VTM #VTMB2 #Bloodlines2
November 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
An advertisement targeted directly towards the girls who can't or won't leave their Andrew Tate loving boyfriends.
#VTM #VTMB2 #Bloodlines2
#VTM #VTMB2 #Bloodlines2
Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 playthrough thread 🧛🏻♀️🩸🔥
Meet my Phyre ♥️
Meet my Phyre ♥️
November 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 playthrough thread 🧛🏻♀️🩸🔥
Meet my Phyre ♥️
Meet my Phyre ♥️
We just saw the Reze Arc film.
October 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
We just saw the Reze Arc film.