@hermesthefourth.bsky.social
Why did anyone name that retail chain “Wet Seal”???
July 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Why did anyone name that retail chain “Wet Seal”???
Man you ever been like involuntary noises hungover?
July 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Man you ever been like involuntary noises hungover?
Me at 11 pm: I’ll put on a new, neutral show to fall asleep to
Me at 5 am: If Kay and Bino get back together again next season I’ll light my TV stand on fire
Me at 5 am: If Kay and Bino get back together again next season I’ll light my TV stand on fire
April 19, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Me at 11 pm: I’ll put on a new, neutral show to fall asleep to
Me at 5 am: If Kay and Bino get back together again next season I’ll light my TV stand on fire
Me at 5 am: If Kay and Bino get back together again next season I’ll light my TV stand on fire
Want you to make me feel like I’m the only squirrel in the world
April 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Want you to make me feel like I’m the only squirrel in the world
Brb learning the language without words
April 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Brb learning the language without words
* unironically listens to Eye of the Tiger *
April 12, 2025 at 12:52 AM
* unironically listens to Eye of the Tiger *
In the mood to flirt with someone from my past
April 9, 2025 at 9:40 AM
In the mood to flirt with someone from my past
Has anyone checked on the Zoombinis lately? Like, they good?
April 9, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Has anyone checked on the Zoombinis lately? Like, they good?
April 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
You’ve heard of Halley’s Comet, but have you heard of me getting intensely obsessed with The Safety Dance about once every 5 years?
#HalleysComet #TheSafetyDance #UAPBlueSky
#HalleysComet #TheSafetyDance #UAPBlueSky
January 14, 2025 at 12:38 PM
You’ve heard of Halley’s Comet, but have you heard of me getting intensely obsessed with The Safety Dance about once every 5 years?
#HalleysComet #TheSafetyDance #UAPBlueSky
#HalleysComet #TheSafetyDance #UAPBlueSky
Why didn’t the bear raid the new campsite?
It was just two in tents.
It was just two in tents.
January 11, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Why didn’t the bear raid the new campsite?
It was just two in tents.
It was just two in tents.
Gonna make a reality dating show for aliens/NHI called, “Looking for Love in Aldebaran Places.”
#aliens #realityTV #NHI #aldebaran
#aliens #realityTV #NHI #aldebaran
January 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Gonna make a reality dating show for aliens/NHI called, “Looking for Love in Aldebaran Places.”
#aliens #realityTV #NHI #aldebaran
#aliens #realityTV #NHI #aldebaran
The federal law says “do not use cannabis,” but I say, use it if you want to and if you feel it’s right for you.
December 20, 2024 at 1:49 AM
The federal law says “do not use cannabis,” but I say, use it if you want to and if you feel it’s right for you.
I have a love-hate relationship with season content on streaming platforms
December 19, 2024 at 7:43 AM
I have a love-hate relationship with season content on streaming platforms
I could never trust Ryan Reynolds
December 19, 2024 at 6:50 AM
I could never trust Ryan Reynolds
New becomes old, and old becomes new.
November 16, 2024 at 6:48 AM
New becomes old, and old becomes new.
Gonna start a dolphin-themed summer camp and call it “All in Tents & Porpoises”
November 16, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Gonna start a dolphin-themed summer camp and call it “All in Tents & Porpoises”