Kieran Adler ---Parody
@hermonster.bsky.social
Parody/Roleplay account for an original character. Frequently NSFW. 18+. Not associated with Froy Gutierrez #TriggerWarnings #ContentWarnings
I laugh. "Yes but I require payment." I snag her popcorn and start to eat it.
January 24, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I laugh. "Yes but I require payment." I snag her popcorn and start to eat it.
I snort.
💬 Goodnight.
💬 Goodnight.
January 22, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I snort.
💬 Goodnight.
💬 Goodnight.
I chuckle.
💬 👍 Good.
💬 👍 Good.
January 22, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I chuckle.
💬 👍 Good.
💬 👍 Good.
I laugh at the unhinged koala part.
💬 Aren't koalas naturally unhinged. 😂 Also trust me I will, I'm not the best at being friendly when I don't have to be.
💬 Aren't koalas naturally unhinged. 😂 Also trust me I will, I'm not the best at being friendly when I don't have to be.
January 22, 2026 at 2:30 PM
I laugh at the unhinged koala part.
💬 Aren't koalas naturally unhinged. 😂 Also trust me I will, I'm not the best at being friendly when I don't have to be.
💬 Aren't koalas naturally unhinged. 😂 Also trust me I will, I'm not the best at being friendly when I don't have to be.
I chuckle.
💬 Yep.
💬 Yep.
January 22, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I chuckle.
💬 Yep.
💬 Yep.
I roll my eyes.
💬 Didn't think it was. And I had already come by before she asked me to but left cause decided I needed to stay out of her friendships
💬 Didn't think it was. And I had already come by before she asked me to but left cause decided I needed to stay out of her friendships
January 22, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I roll my eyes.
💬 Didn't think it was. And I had already come by before she asked me to but left cause decided I needed to stay out of her friendships
💬 Didn't think it was. And I had already come by before she asked me to but left cause decided I needed to stay out of her friendships
💬 I'm sorry.
January 22, 2026 at 4:55 AM
💬 I'm sorry.
💬 Yea I barely make it the usual couple hours.
January 22, 2026 at 4:20 AM
💬 Yea I barely make it the usual couple hours.
I lay on my bed as I read the message.
💬 It was a masterclass in acting honestly. I almost forgot Silas kind of hates them.
💬 It was a masterclass in acting honestly. I almost forgot Silas kind of hates them.
January 22, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I lay on my bed as I read the message.
💬 It was a masterclass in acting honestly. I almost forgot Silas kind of hates them.
💬 It was a masterclass in acting honestly. I almost forgot Silas kind of hates them.
When we finally get home, I wave off the few guards and head for my bedroom. -God..I hate them so much-
I hear Silas follow me inside and head into the kitchen.
I hear Silas follow me inside and head into the kitchen.
January 22, 2026 at 12:13 AM
When we finally get home, I wave off the few guards and head for my bedroom. -God..I hate them so much-
I hear Silas follow me inside and head into the kitchen.
I hear Silas follow me inside and head into the kitchen.
I smile and nod. "I'll see you around probably. Be safe." I quickly leave the house.
January 21, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I smile and nod. "I'll see you around probably. Be safe." I quickly leave the house.
"I feel a bit better. But I really got to go either way. And Silas is waiting for me."
January 21, 2026 at 7:50 PM
"I feel a bit better. But I really got to go either way. And Silas is waiting for me."
"She apparently thought me being weird and checking on you and sussing the new guard out would make me feel better before I head to Ireland."
January 21, 2026 at 7:27 PM
"She apparently thought me being weird and checking on you and sussing the new guard out would make me feel better before I head to Ireland."
I laugh. "She could take a lot of people in a fight so could wildfire. Doesn't mean we don't want to protect them...we're a bit overprotective."
January 21, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I laugh. "She could take a lot of people in a fight so could wildfire. Doesn't mean we don't want to protect them...we're a bit overprotective."
I pinch my fingers together. "It's a requirement for Silas to feel comfortable with our sisters hanging out with anyone without babysitters as you all call them."
January 21, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I pinch my fingers together. "It's a requirement for Silas to feel comfortable with our sisters hanging out with anyone without babysitters as you all call them."
I look towards the guy then nod. "Someone should tell him not to open a door fully before knowing the person." I play it mostly in a teasing tone.
I feel my cheeks heat a bit then say. "Thanks.. I'd say the same but IDs are sucky pictures for everyone." I smirk a bit. -yes I did a bit of check-
I feel my cheeks heat a bit then say. "Thanks.. I'd say the same but IDs are sucky pictures for everyone." I smirk a bit. -yes I did a bit of check-
January 21, 2026 at 6:50 PM
I look towards the guy then nod. "Someone should tell him not to open a door fully before knowing the person." I play it mostly in a teasing tone.
I feel my cheeks heat a bit then say. "Thanks.. I'd say the same but IDs are sucky pictures for everyone." I smirk a bit. -yes I did a bit of check-
I feel my cheeks heat a bit then say. "Thanks.. I'd say the same but IDs are sucky pictures for everyone." I smirk a bit. -yes I did a bit of check-
"That was in part her reasoning. Apparently I'm her human vibe radar." I lean against her counter and look around, keeping her in my peripheral. -She's gorgeous. Nope no thinking that. Just talk then get to work.-
January 21, 2026 at 6:39 PM
"That was in part her reasoning. Apparently I'm her human vibe radar." I lean against her counter and look around, keeping her in my peripheral. -She's gorgeous. Nope no thinking that. Just talk then get to work.-
"Hi. Nice to meet you."
January 21, 2026 at 6:33 PM
"Hi. Nice to meet you."
I nod. "Thanks." I step inside then make my way towards the kitchen.
January 21, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I nod. "Thanks." I step inside then make my way towards the kitchen.
"Hey. I'm just here to see Matty. My sister sent me to check on her face to face since I'm out and about." I put on the smile that most people think is natural politeness.
January 21, 2026 at 6:10 PM
"Hey. I'm just here to see Matty. My sister sent me to check on her face to face since I'm out and about." I put on the smile that most people think is natural politeness.
I blow raspberries as I get out of the car. -She's gonna think this weird or misinterpret things again-
I knock on the front door.
I knock on the front door.
January 21, 2026 at 6:02 PM
I blow raspberries as I get out of the car. -She's gonna think this weird or misinterpret things again-
I knock on the front door.
I knock on the front door.
"I will. I love you too and I'll see you both later." I hang up as I pull to a park again.
January 21, 2026 at 6:00 PM
"I will. I love you too and I'll see you both later." I hang up as I pull to a park again.
I laugh and shake my head. "I'll check on her then I gotta to get to Ireland. Silas can't meet with the Irish by himself."
January 21, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I laugh and shake my head. "I'll check on her then I gotta to get to Ireland. Silas can't meet with the Irish by himself."
"You've been telling her about me and sending pictures haven't you?"
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 PM
"You've been telling her about me and sending pictures haven't you?"