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HERMS. 🤠
@herms.bsky.social
human being (he/him/herms) // 🏈 at @ftnfantasy.com and @fantasypoints.com

- as seen on AEW TV (once, briefly)
- big @nationals.com and @capitals.bsky.social guy
- currently watching: Brooklyn Nine-Nine
and now a third very good dude is sittin' around spittin'! ya love to see it, folks.
January 18, 2026 at 12:43 AM
❤️ u bb, you are a wonderful individual who has helped me challenge and grow my belief in myself, and I honestly cannot say I would be in the position I'm in now in my life without becoming your friend. anything DD ever needs, ya boi got it.
January 18, 2026 at 12:43 AM
my favorite memory is the trade of the week/Reel Big Fish parody sound drop. it's also what brings me my greatest sadness as we no longer hear that gem. 😭
January 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Belt Collector Bortles™ or we riot
January 14, 2026 at 4:53 AM
if it makes you feel any better, I had to look it up to make sure I didn't imagine it. 😂
January 14, 2026 at 4:46 AM
tbh he's far enough down that I didn't think too hard on it. Shaheed being an impending free agent makes it very difficult to have a lean in any direction. will be glad to revisit later tho!
January 14, 2026 at 4:37 AM
❤️ u bb
January 14, 2026 at 4:30 AM
WR17! 🏴‍☠️

slightly below the KTC market (WR13), but only because I have vets like Tee Higgins and A.J. Brown ahead. ya boi doesn't knock dudes for age until they're officially into their 30s, and even then, I am known to give deference to track record.

(SEE ALSO: Davante Adams WR29 vs. KTC WR36)
January 14, 2026 at 4:28 AM
you're v welcome 🙏 always down to dish about 🏈
January 14, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I'mma be real, he's so far down that I didn't really think too hard about it 😂 Horton is definitely a fun player tho. would love to scoop him at the end of startups as a long-term flier. why not?
January 14, 2026 at 4:15 AM
WR30! 🐻

look, I know I'm well below the KTC market (WR21), but the sample size of success just wasn't enough to go higher for me. do I like Burden? absolutely; I wrote glowingly about him in multiple articles toward the end of the season. just not sure I wanna crown the man on three big blowups.
January 14, 2026 at 4:08 AM
no problem! always glad to talk some ball.
January 14, 2026 at 4:04 AM
WR13! ⚡

ya boi is ahead of the KTC market (WR17), but that's only because the Chargers' o-line collapsing definitely affected the offense by the end of the season. I don't think McConkey just magically got bad at football. actually acquired two shares recently myself. decent "buy-low" imo.
January 14, 2026 at 3:01 AM