Alex Hern
@hern.bsky.social
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AI writer at the Economist. I write about it, that is. I’m still human. One of literally dozens of people online who is not American.
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hern.bsky.social
“Queen Elizabeth II might have scrolled through AI slop on instagram” is going to be one of these that hits hard in not that long
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you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
hern.bsky.social
how dead is the tory party? dead enough that multiple people who support this exact policy have texted me in dismay that it's now backed by Kemi Badenoch
hern.bsky.social
it should be illegal to park a lime bike on a public pavement BUT it should be legal to park a lime bike anywhere a car can be parked
hern.bsky.social
there's an optimal amount to blow on a single day's partying isn't there. if you give me £100 and tell me to have a good time I'll have more fun than if you give me £50 but if you give me £1000 I'd feel a lot of pressure to spend it all. Give me £10,000 and I'm drinking champagne with gold flakes
hern.bsky.social
you had high hopes for the french government too huh
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The French government lasted 13 hours and 47 minutes. We are ruled by children and we probably deserve it. I am disgusted.
hern.bsky.social
A whole evening of people posting takes about “Ange” and I’ve just now realised they’re not talking about Rayner
hern.bsky.social
I actually haven’t experienced this because I killed him so fast that I never had time to play with the sound on
hern.bsky.social
I’m sorry we’re banning the protests in support of the banned group? weren’t they already banned
hern.bsky.social
Is there a version of this by capacity or actual generation in 24/25?
hern.bsky.social
Oh captain my captain
hern.bsky.social
it's so funny how instantly i gave up buying new lego sets when i stopped being depressed
hern.bsky.social
correct! so one instance, then she idk gets dressed and they go out for brunch, then the second instance
hern.bsky.social
clearly the act of "seeing someone" is a continuous event not broken by short moments of them breaking your eyeline. it would be mad were i to say "I've seen thom seventy times today" if we went for lunch together and I was just glancing around the room
hern.bsky.social
she only briefly got dressed once in the four day period, come on thom this is trivial stuff
hern.bsky.social
lotta animal fans online today huh.

also people who are at least twenty short of a good tiem