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Herne
@herne.bsky.social
Ranting Canadian, Print Designer & Production Curmudgeon, and Occasional Smartass. Mostly here for the dog, cat, and baby goat pics… Opinions are my own.
And then I realized that I could probably use my air fryer to make chicken nuggets and french fries, but I had already started eating the sandwich I made… Curses.

Maybe tomorrow!
February 6, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Because Apple probably busted something else in the OS and they're using this as a distraction…

I hate that they changed Firefox on the iPad and you can't modify the header menu so now it takes THREE awkward clicks to get to bookmarks.
February 6, 2026 at 1:12 AM
I hope they weren't of Donny.
February 6, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Well if US farms collapse then they won't need our Canadian potash…
February 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Weird. Don't see a lot of billionaires paying down the national debt with their enormous wealth…
February 5, 2026 at 11:15 PM
How about, "Create a spike pit at front door to avoid home invasions"?
February 5, 2026 at 5:18 PM
We don't need any AI in our vehicles, thanks.
February 5, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Pretty sure there's more than a few "sold out" empty theatres out there.
February 5, 2026 at 5:15 PM
So they just assume that Kamala is running the accounts? I'm sure she has better things to do with her time…
February 5, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Nobody wants a Tesla.
February 5, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I'm so sorry…
February 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Not after you just jinxed it!
February 5, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Spoiler: The GOP's "Healthcare Plan" was always to let the sick, old, and infirm just die because they are no longer profitable.
February 5, 2026 at 2:53 AM
"Alcoholics love this."
February 5, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Alberta's "big plan" is to take the oil and run… this will never happen.
February 5, 2026 at 2:47 AM
They should emigrate if they're so unhappy.
February 5, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I thought Gonzo's assistants were chickens?
February 5, 2026 at 2:39 AM
"Billionaire Breaks His Toys."
February 5, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Good exercise for them! And they can test their arctic equipment at the same time!
February 5, 2026 at 2:37 AM
"Why isn't Olivia out there with a shovel!!"

Mel would have sent the army…
February 5, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Mention Kirk and see what he says.
February 4, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Why? Nobody needs to drink while watching the Olympics. Especially at 6am.
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
GOP Senator needs to stop sharing his Mom's Netflix account.
February 4, 2026 at 9:50 PM
FBI: What ballots?
February 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM