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We need to do something about these 128kbps music videos still getting published to streaming platforms.. somebody doesn't know what they're doing
December 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Can’t wait contract whatever illness the 3 people on this tram are hacking up all the way from the bottom of their lungs
December 18, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Using the word 'brazen' quite a lot lately, I hope nobody has caught on yet
December 15, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Messing with emulated version of Breath of the Wild, expecting (hoping for) goofy glitches, but wasn't expecting anything quite like this pretty rainbow waterfall from the sky
December 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Hear me out:

More flags for our boats
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Having a little bit of moment listening to my favourite songs from my teenage years, that I literally haven't heard for ... at least 5 years ... oh man, my synapses are firing, and my heart is throbbing
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 AM
For the sake of the good lord why must every app (this is Philips Hue) be adding an AI assistant
September 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Amazon is so funny because they really want me to buy a knife I clicked on over a month ago so badly...

Surely items like this should be banned from promoted placements and abandoned flows
August 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
5am is the best time to drop your clever deliverable, cause it's like, did I wake up early or did I stop up all night? could go either way
July 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Claude be like "let me just make a quick demo environment for this indulgent side mission I just went on before I finish getting you that deliverable you asked for"
July 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Niche skeet but i love Claude Code's brass neck with it's status hints
June 21, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The ‘Platform closed ❌’ signs at Euston station are such a psyop
June 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Just saw somebody zipping to work on a single electric wheel
May 29, 2025 at 6:44 AM
sometimes i be walking around with an apple watch that's had a dead battery for 2 days
May 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Some people really do think that copying and pasting stuff back and forth between you, and ChatGPT is a job
April 23, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I want to know why there isn't a traffic cone emoji... it's very universal object and yet it's been rejected from the unicode standard 🤔
March 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Adolescence bloopers and deleted scenes 🤞
March 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Just watched the first episode of Adolescence and i'm in pieces. I don't think i've cried so much in years. Forgetting all the hysteria around it all, it's a _raw_ display of the uneasy father-son bond. Fantastic opening episode.
March 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Easy AI tool idea: A git difftool mergetool to resolve git conflicts, could use history context and should be pretty strong at the job
March 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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having a nice time recently, i did some cool postgres geospatial functions yesterday
February 27, 2025 at 7:33 AM
traipsing is a good word, e.g. "he was using his Macbook with the charging cable traipsing across the keyboard"
February 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I’m such a master of the public transport nap

Just left the planet while my phone was in my hand and didn’t even drop it
February 15, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Oh, so you you're a thought leader on AI? Please tell me about retrieval augmented generation, vector embedding databases, the model context protocol, token context optimisation, model parameter relationship to GPU requirement, tool usage, transformers, multilayer perception, neural networks. . . .
February 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
by night drafting emails that i'll chicken out sending in the daylight
February 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM