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Big big day
April 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Big big day
Bravil was the only city in Tamriel that the Daedra couldn't make worse
February 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Bravil was the only city in Tamriel that the Daedra couldn't make worse
The only thing Pelinal Whitestrake did wrong was not finishing the job
February 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
The only thing Pelinal Whitestrake did wrong was not finishing the job
I'm so offensive that Ysgramor told me to cool it with the anti-merithic remarks
February 14, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I'm so offensive that Ysgramor told me to cool it with the anti-merithic remarks
Shorty got a booty so godlike she walked by a mirror and zero-summed
February 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Shorty got a booty so godlike she walked by a mirror and zero-summed
I'm walking at a Chimeric angle, but my dreams are so devious the Godhead blocked me on Grindr
February 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I'm walking at a Chimeric angle, but my dreams are so devious the Godhead blocked me on Grindr
Channeling arcane arts so foul I got Manninarco calling for the Guard
February 14, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Channeling arcane arts so foul I got Manninarco calling for the Guard
Hit the Hackdirt Hasheesh so hard got my head swimming through the waters of Oblivion.
February 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Hit the Hackdirt Hasheesh so hard got my head swimming through the waters of Oblivion.
Fighting for my life in a Kroger bathroom
February 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Fighting for my life in a Kroger bathroom
We should make a Blood Meridian movie starring the cast of the Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy.
January 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
We should make a Blood Meridian movie starring the cast of the Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy.
I can't read
December 5, 2024 at 1:39 PM
I can't read
Going to Anvil to pick up some coffee.
November 26, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Going to Anvil to pick up some coffee.
Inflation is so bad I had to sell Fin Gleam
November 25, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Inflation is so bad I had to sell Fin Gleam