Herr Goldfinger
herrgoldfinger.bsky.social
Herr Goldfinger
@herrgoldfinger.bsky.social
50% Pictish Scots.
Bit Irish.
Bit socially awkward.
Play Tenor Sax a bit.
Cut him some slack. He was up all night raving and mithering about Michelle Obama on Trough Social.

Tonight will be much the same.

My old mum ended up the same way. Asleep by day, awake by night, bless her.

But then, she wasn't a narcissistic pedo.
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Gciggi,ej
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Our very own Javier Milei. What could possibly go wrong with this weasel at the wheel?
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Its going to be the weird treatment for erectile disfunction which is taking Bristol by storm?
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Can i humbly suggest Sheer Heart Attack..
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Tory PM Edward Heath presided over a Britain significantly more "Socialist" than where we are now. Allister Heath is a weasel.
November 27, 2025 at 10:20 AM
All the sentences were finished and coherent ( albeit the usual wildly accusatory stuff), with commas where appropriate.

Do you think he's been wheeled off for nursery tea while the staffers get to work on the P25 agenda undisturbed?
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
No insider activity to see here..
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Oo oo, I know this one.. is it the Branch Davidians?
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
On basis of this performance, his handlers will now be quietly be drawing up plans to replace him..
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
And to think of the dreadful things that man has done. In the UK it is rather akin to being performatively deferrential to the Kray twins.
November 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
By all accounts there are some small boats going spare.
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Trump clearly in awe of an apex psychopath.
November 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Tawdry. And they are acting as if they will never lose power for generations to come...
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Stay classy!
November 18, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Anal Phase maga..
November 18, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Those are awfully puffy eyes. Wondering about chronic kidney disease..
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
She just doesn't know how to stop digging now..
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
He will, no doubt, attempt to have the investigation undertaken in alphabetical order..
November 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Err .. this is still within 1.5° yeah ??
November 14, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Let us never forget that it was our Tory cousins who cheerfully selected this crazed individual tobrun the country.

They would do it again in an instant, if given a second chance.
November 14, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I would like to see the precise wording of the comment that attracts the "aren't enough talented Americans" paraphrase though. At face value, its a bit of a slur..

I daresay there are quite a few reasonably talented homegrowns who would love to be paid that kind of wage, and who might feel cheated.
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Another groundhog day of dashed hopes for a brighter tomorrow.
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM