oh, you're a former gifted kid??

buddy, I was so smart they used to make me take the Long Bus to school

Reading my cartooning book and imagining an autistic dude who perfects masking in order to draw better manga.

This has never once happened, I'm sure.

Once you start saving your mistletoe to get kisses on all the other holidays, you'll wonder how you ever celebrated Magha Puja Day without it

British guy watching DBZ, quietly salivating:

"So, the green bloke's got some kind of... Special Bean Cannon?

Why I reckon..."

It's going to be a one-hit fight:

I hit you. You never hit the ground.

Some nights, I'll think of you drifting through space, cold and alone. Perhaps we were never so different after all.

Unfortunately, the pain of Buyer's Remorse stands no chance against the Buyer's Delight, which is when a new sweater is so very soft and fits you perfectly

marking the Bisexual Loser's turf in the gang wars by throwing my Docs on some telephone wires

women will never know the stress of a boy "Everything" shower (I accidentally got some body wash on my butt)