9. Just asked someone who requested a Supervisor Review:

“You know I’m a Supervisor, right?!?!”

Everyone laughed. 😂

I been meaning to ask and just keep forgetting. But please let me know something. The weapons formed against me prospering a lil bit. 😂🫠

Thank you! 💗🫂

You know it! And I will come back to haunt everyone. Just knocking over laundry baskets and stacks of paper randomly. I did my best, damnit!

And I can’t have the last thing folk say about me being, “She left that laundry for her Momma to do!” 😂🫠

*turns Creed’s “One Last Breath” on*

8. Had to get a new PCP because my current PCP is leaving the network. Which means all my care is on hold with my specialists until after that appointment and bloodwork.

7. I got a team member who keep calling me with questions. This wouldn’t be annoying. Except she’s been asking the questions in a way that the answer is in them muhfuckas!

6. The Training Team asked me for feedback that I gave them last week. Via email. No one read the email and then tried to schedule a meeting to discuss the email. Sidenote: I’ve decided to start putting read receipts on them bitches again.

4. At some point in the day? I started to wonder what vices can I safely take part in. Crack is not an option because becoming a crackhead at 39 just doesn’t seem smart.

5. I did eat breakfast, so that’s a win. I also drank some water. So another win.

3. I told someone I just needed them to read the numbered instructions I gave them. They read them out loud to me. And then said, “Okay. You want me to share my screen while I do it?”

Me: Not really, but I feel like if I let you go, you’ll get confused. So. Please share.

2. When I said “Good morning” in the Supervisor chat, several people said, “Thank God your back!” And then proceeded to ask me questions on work from last Tuesday and Wednesday. I am not an Ops Manager and the Ops Manager was one of the people needing help.

Man! It would be hilarious!!! 😂

Correct. When I said something to people I know, they said, “Here you go!”

Me: But I’ve never been wrong! I just always been early!

Look at me… being early. AGAIN!