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λ - he/him - husband - day-old coffee enjoyer - c# masochist - gary’s favourite human - 🍁🏳️‍🌈👾🏌🏻🏒🧑‍💻
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Today I achieved my first 99 on my childhood OSRS account 🥹
new rule: if someone teams me directly with a feature request instead of going through IT helpdesk i’m allowed to blow their shit smoove off
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
welp, time to defend binnington again, even though i’m losing hope myself

it’s weird to me that the narrative has shifted to “he was shit at four nations except for game 4 OT”. he was the only goalie there to play 4 games, and was firmly average among the other elite tendys there
February 10, 2026 at 4:22 PM
i’m sorry but the fact that waymo was just 600 filipino guys remote controlling vehicles from the other side of the world is objectively hilarious
February 6, 2026 at 4:51 PM
nah tate mcrae, you knew exactly what you were doing. enjoy that NBC money, and enjoy watching your glass boyfriend’s brother get knocked out in quarters by germany. hope it’s worth it!
February 5, 2026 at 6:34 PM
my cats aspire to be tripping hazards in the morning #catsofbsky
January 28, 2026 at 6:44 PM
#osrs #statmonday is an illusion and actually happens whenever

haven’t really left the seas. finally decided to go for gwenith and get crystal extractor for all boats. very happy it was way more enjoyable than jubbly 🤮 and i got my first marlin rank

trawling sloop is next, a cool 20m to max out 😳
January 27, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Sleepy Gary and Mrs Pancakes lately #catsofbsky
January 22, 2026 at 6:13 PM
so uh

we’re just never going to the states again eh?
January 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
i thought the stranger things finale was fine
January 8, 2026 at 8:40 PM
made the unfortunate decision to venture over to that other platform out of curiosity

this is why you can’t afford a new gaming rig
January 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
i’ve missed the last few #osrs #statmonday but today feels like a monday so

99 woodcutting done! kinda underwhelming cape effect but definitely my favourite looking trimmed cape so far

other than that just farming contracts and afk salvaging while procrastinating my last 9 quests for quest cape
January 2, 2026 at 6:44 PM
at what point is steve allowed to sue the leafs for pain and suffering
December 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
idk it wasn’t that bad guys (still undefeated 💪🏻)

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December 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
tbh i don’t have much of a problem with Larian using AI for moodboarding and early concept art

that’s the only stage of the development lifecycle where it makes sense to use; what they generate doesn’t go to prod, and old game moodboards with copyrighted material were never an issue before now 🤷🏼
December 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
i swear i get closer every day to typing out the entire saga of my in-laws’ “relationship troubles” and posting it anonymously on reddit, just so i have some kind of outlet for the bullshit they continue put us through

i’m tired man. i just want to relax through the holidays
December 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
still haven’t played d2: renegades yet, but not gonna lie it looks kinda heat

what would push me over the edge is if the taken praxic blade ornament drops from solo flawlessing the new dungeon. to come out of retirement to a grind like that would be cathartic AF
December 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
sleepy gary sits with all four feet in line with each other and it upsets me more than it should
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
#osrs #statmonday

i’m back gamers. life has been quite busy since honeymoon, so mostly AFKing redwoods in the background of the chaos, hence the woodcutting gainzzz

got sailing up to the point i can go for quest cape again, then another couple levels to finally hit 2k total. salvaging is 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
December 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
i don’t think i’ve introduced bsky to our second kitty yet. this is mrs pancakes, a street kitty that we adopted 6 days after our wedding. she and gary tolerate each other, she eats anything that could be remotely considered food, and has way too much love to give out to her humans
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
yeah i knew better than getting hyped up for NHL players playing in the olympics. rink is the wrong size and won’t be done in time, no shot bettman goes for that. try again in four years. congrats on your gold medal germany!
December 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
very happy i managed to sneak in a 5070 purchase and get functional drivers installed before NVIDIA’s inevitable downfall in the coming months…
November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
man i’m just sad to see d2 in its current state

i want to go back, but the monolith of a grind that awaits me along with the game just not feeling at its best is just so daunting

but, no other game scratches that endgame PvE itch like it; i really miss running duo dungeons with the mrs every night
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
this snowed-in federal holiday calls for some medieval point-and-click games and some jazz cabbage (in honour of the troops of course)
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 PM
#osrs #statmonday

geoff and i are plowing through a bunch of sepulchre to push for last ardy elite requirement (85 agility) and so he can reach his final form (dark acorn)

misc gave me 5k mahoghany logs, afk plank making those in my off time for sailing prep

honeymoon soon, cya in december gamers
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
after a year or so with my razer blackwidow v4 75%, i can confidently say that it isn’t remotely worth the money

constant double typing unless i drop the polling rate to pre-1999 levels

50/50 chance the lights actually work on startup

and i wouldn’t wish razer synapse debugging on my worst enemy
November 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM