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Jacob
@hesitgay.bsky.social
Pop music aficionado, lazy gamer, and inconsistent reader.

Used to have a podcast called Hits Don't Lie with my best friend, so I'm full of hot takes about music.
Hey guys, quick question. If Trump has nothing to do with the Epstein files, why do you keep mentioning him? 🤔
November 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Gifs you can hear.
November 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Does "Cook the turkey, not your home" imply that we should eat 'home' raw and at room temp? Should it be like a sushi situation, or are their home poke recipes?
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Spot on.

They really think just loudly talking out of their ass is equivalent to doing real research, testing, and hard work.
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
With his recent memory troubles, he's probably never heard of the House.
November 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The BallxPit-ification of journalism has begun.
November 7, 2025 at 8:50 PM
November 7, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Please stop giving this man attention.
October 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Pretty sure the right to trick-or-treat was one of the main reasons behind The Great Christma-ween War.
October 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I went and read the article stating this "8,000%" increase, and of course it shows no numbers or logic of how they achieved that percentage.

Almost like they... I dunno... made it the fuck up.
October 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"The facts and studies show that it doesn't cause autism, but what if it does..."
October 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
"Mom, I frew up." 🧍
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Journalist accidentally wanders into a darkened broom closet only to find it is where Mike Johnson is stored in-between press events--explaining how he has never seen or heard of major recent events.
October 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Another small town quirk that I had to personally unlearn is that it's okay to not be totally dressed up and looking great to run errands. The cashier isn't going to call her church group and gossip about how your hair was a mess. They don't know you. They don't care.
October 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Is the homemade belt made of ethically sourced leather?
October 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Is anyone able to follow these figures and the money to try and get a grip on what is actually happening?

Please tell me there are some brilliant reporters working on that...
October 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Sending you thoughts & prayers (and a display:flex on the containing div) in this trying time. 🙏
October 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
You can never go wrong with a @gothgamernation.bsky.social video! 🐀
October 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM