If you gawk at the hawk ur gonna get the tuah #marksuckerberg

She ‘holly’ my ‘jolly’ til I ‘christmas’ #marksuckerberg

Lying at the function so my pants spontaneously combust so I can light the joint #marksuckerberg

Calf cramps got me sounding like a fucking drowned from minecraft #marksuckerberg #goosky

*trying to rizz up jack frost* "what that snow do" #marksuckerberg

#marksuckerberg