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Imagine taking advice on how to be good at politics from a democratic member of the United States senate. Just incredible stuff here.

All of that goes without saying. Far better to let Trump and defecting R’s eat themselves than to put the lady that low-info normies associate with “Jewish Space Lasers” on stage at the DNC. Cheney didn’t move a single voter in 2024.

Especially important to remember, because Democrats are going to be falling over themselves to give her the Liz Cheney treatment

Damn, this is actually good

So much negativity in these comments. I, for one, think it's pretty neat that WaPo has trained an innocent baby bird that was born just yesterday to write opinion pieces.

It might be suboptimal to have a person with the worst political instincts on the planet as House Minority Leader

Wait until you watch it BACKWARDS

Hell, I’d give him $40

Any plans to do something of substance about this, or does this this post fulfill your mild pushback to authoritarianism quota for the month?

If the world’s finest mathemeticans would assemble to determine the optimum time for a to first be exposed to goatse, we might actually figure this thing out

“Fuck you, stupid” is such a hilarious and pure reply that I know would be ruined if I ever learned the full context

A lesson that I can’t believe that the media still hasn’t learned: stop trying to paint these people as hypocrites. They don’t care 1 they sold their souls decades ago. Instead, report on why their ACTIONS are so dangerous. Federalizing the National Guard is clearly a dangerous idea. Focus on that.

Of Democrats can’t recapture the crucial Below-Median Talent Entertainers Who Have Been Inhaling Their Own Farts for the Last 25 Years demographic, this country is doomed

If I were a Major League Baseball team (I’m not, for the record), I don’t think I would like to play the Seattle Mariners right now

Man, what do you have against garbage?

The best it’s ever been by quite some distance.

That is some major league posting right there

They are bad in the kind of way where it is perfectly acceptable to say “I liked them,” but saying that they are “good” is hilarious.