Mike Himelfarb 🇨🇦
@hewerofwood.bsky.social
A centrist. Neither left nor right. Live and let live. Treat others as you would have them treat you. Play nice with the other kids.
Every once in a while I think it would be nice to visit the US again. Then something happens that reminds me it's a lawless place full of weapons run by a lying, soulless piece of shit and his idiot sycophants. Can we hurry up and get to the part where they all drink the Kool-Aid please?
January 8, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Every once in a while I think it would be nice to visit the US again. Then something happens that reminds me it's a lawless place full of weapons run by a lying, soulless piece of shit and his idiot sycophants. Can we hurry up and get to the part where they all drink the Kool-Aid please?
In which I might get a hat.
Danger Is My Middle Name
Ok. I Lied.
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January 7, 2026 at 6:05 PM
In which I might get a hat.
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With this regime anything is possible…
January 4, 2026 at 5:40 AM
With this regime anything is possible…
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Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
BREAKING: The highly respected board members of the Poughkeepsie Water Treatment Board have unanimously agreed to rename the organization "Trump Toilet". Details at 11.
December 19, 2025 at 3:37 AM
BREAKING: The highly respected board members of the Poughkeepsie Water Treatment Board have unanimously agreed to rename the organization "Trump Toilet". Details at 11.
BREAKING: The Lincoln Memorial has been renamed "The Trump-Lincoln Memorial" in honor of the great job he did getting those National Guard troops to clean those leaves off those beautiful marble steps. More to come.
December 18, 2025 at 8:02 PM
BREAKING: The Lincoln Memorial has been renamed "The Trump-Lincoln Memorial" in honor of the great job he did getting those National Guard troops to clean those leaves off those beautiful marble steps. More to come.
BREAKING: Donald Trump has unanimously voted to rename Washington, DC. The new name will be Trumpville. When Karoline Leavitt removed her nose from Trump's ass she called it "another shining example of the amazing and stupendous brain possessed by Dear Leader". More to come.
December 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump has unanimously voted to rename Washington, DC. The new name will be Trumpville. When Karoline Leavitt removed her nose from Trump's ass she called it "another shining example of the amazing and stupendous brain possessed by Dear Leader". More to come.
From my last blog episode…
“Through the past seven weeks we’ve been stranded on a desert island, stayed with friends who were strangers who became friends and trekked around Mexico. It’s been fun and interesting and uncomfortable and challenging. Join us for more Adventures in Housesitting.”
“Through the past seven weeks we’ve been stranded on a desert island, stayed with friends who were strangers who became friends and trekked around Mexico. It’s been fun and interesting and uncomfortable and challenging. Join us for more Adventures in Housesitting.”
December 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
From my last blog episode…
“Through the past seven weeks we’ve been stranded on a desert island, stayed with friends who were strangers who became friends and trekked around Mexico. It’s been fun and interesting and uncomfortable and challenging. Join us for more Adventures in Housesitting.”
“Through the past seven weeks we’ve been stranded on a desert island, stayed with friends who were strangers who became friends and trekked around Mexico. It’s been fun and interesting and uncomfortable and challenging. Join us for more Adventures in Housesitting.”
I've published over 100 episodes. If you're new to the blog catch up here.
Over 100 Episodes? Get Out!
For Those Of You New To This Blog, Here's How To Catch Up
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December 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I've published over 100 episodes. If you're new to the blog catch up here.
Another adventure. Done and dusted.
Leaving On A Jet Plane. Again.
Well, Actually Two.
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December 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Another adventure. Done and dusted.
See the big rock? We were there.
We Came, We Saw, We Ate
Vini, Vidi, Eati
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December 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
See the big rock? We were there.
Buckle up. It's story time.
Mexican Musings
Get Comfortable While Uncle Mike Tells Some Stories
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November 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Buckle up. It's story time.
Cats or rats? Who knows?
The RatCat Sat On The Mat
What Are These Animals Anyway?
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November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Cats or rats? Who knows?
My name ig going around the moon on Artemis II
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
My name ig going around the moon on Artemis II
So MSM is going on about confusing jobs and unemployment report. Did they forgot Trump put his guy in charge of reporting job numbers? Probably not the same guy who reports unemployment numbers. Trump's guy is obviously afraid of pissing off Baby Donny.
November 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
So MSM is going on about confusing jobs and unemployment report. Did they forgot Trump put his guy in charge of reporting job numbers? Probably not the same guy who reports unemployment numbers. Trump's guy is obviously afraid of pissing off Baby Donny.
More adventures and new friends.
Mayan Riviera - Part 2
In which our heroes have adventures. Again.
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November 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
More adventures and new friends.
Did someone say "liver"?
Mayan Riviera - Part 1
After two days we arrive in Playa del Carmen
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November 19, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Did someone say "liver"?
I feel like he's reading my mind...
A Letter to My Unbothered Friend, From Your Angry Friend
Dear Friend,
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November 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I feel like he's reading my mind...
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The next time someone tells you that America isn’t a sick & racist country, just remind them that this nation is willing to accept treason, rape, and child abuse from a white president but not healthcare from a Black one.
November 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The next time someone tells you that America isn’t a sick & racist country, just remind them that this nation is willing to accept treason, rape, and child abuse from a white president but not healthcare from a Black one.
We didn't have to shoot Major Strasser.
And There They Were... Gone
Where our heroes attempt to get off the island
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November 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
We didn't have to shoot Major Strasser.
No Trains. Boats.
Island Life - Part 4
Trains, Planes and Automobiles
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November 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM
No Trains. Boats.
Why isn't Subway starting a BOGO campaign? One for you and a free one to throw at an ICE guy? They're missing out on a HUGE marketing opportunity.
November 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Why isn't Subway starting a BOGO campaign? One for you and a free one to throw at an ICE guy? They're missing out on a HUGE marketing opportunity.
No Spanish and shitty coffee. Honduras yet not Honduras.
Island Life - Part 3
Honduras, yet not Honduras
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November 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
No Spanish and shitty coffee. Honduras yet not Honduras.
It's been a slice so far.
Island Life - Part 2
It Looks Like Paradise. But.
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October 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It's been a slice so far.