hexo
hexomatt.bsky.social
hexo
@hexomatt.bsky.social
Philadelphia nerd 🦅
When you say "same shit, different day" any way other than literally, you are ERASING the struggle of our constipated friends.
August 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Has someone done a bit where they're defending themselves against a sword with a honing steel and they accidentally made their opponent's sword sharper? I think that would be a funny but.
August 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
What's the best way to tell someone they spelled their pet's name wrong?
August 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
WHEN THE HELL IS TENJUTSU COMING OUT
July 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Checking out the how to train your dragon remake. If there is a god, please quiet the hater in me.
July 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I have ADHD and needed a medicine reminder app. My friend recommended one to me specifically because the reminder text said "IT'S TIME TO EAT PILLS"
July 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Configuring MLAG across 4 switches is a real test of my ADHD brain
July 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Fine I'll watch another president rescue movie. But I won't pay for it.
July 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I hope Jonny Lee Miller still rollerblades.
July 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
"Firmly Planted" is a really good way to say you're too stoned to go out
July 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Last night I was so tired that I tried to put on my Crocs while wearing my flip flops
June 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I'm starting to think this shipping company is just fucking with me and making up more and more intermediary statuses.
June 4, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Holy fuck what if we get an Avatar series where the Avatar is the villain
May 28, 2025 at 4:11 AM
My friends text me to tell me they see each other in the wild and it makes me very happy
May 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
@iankarmel.bsky.social omg your David Cross episode!

1) live fast
2) not that fast
3) actually, let's slow it down

This had me grinning ear to ear
May 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Whatever this Bad Star Wars Drug is, they make it look too good on camera.
May 16, 2025 at 5:53 AM
If Asus would make another generation of small smartphones I would preorder one TODAY.
May 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Reposted by hexo
May 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Pangolins deserve to be the next capybaras
May 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Damn I just had some of that silent Hill level good stuff
May 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I'm not sure yet, but I think Pinkpantheress sampled the Splinter Cell Chaos Theory soundtrack on Noises youtu.be/-hJ7LhL9zlI?...
May 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
A soft pretzel and a Vietnamese coffee could fix me.
May 9, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Lemon it's Wednesday
May 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I love that the "new avengers" has THREE basically-captain-americas
May 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Anyone else suddenly very tired of silicone in-ear earbuds? I found I suddenly just get so sick of having my ears all plugged up.
May 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM