Andrew
@hexsas.bsky.social
Refugee from the bad place. Austin TX. Tech person/ gay person/ nerd person.
I sent Stacy Abrams $20.10 years ago and for that crime I am cursed to receive 30 fundraising text messages every fucking day for the rest of my life. I’m
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I sent Stacy Abrams $20.10 years ago and for that crime I am cursed to receive 30 fundraising text messages every fucking day for the rest of my life. I’m
99% of my excitement is because I cannot stop losing my glasses and not being able to find them
November 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
99% of my excitement is because I cannot stop losing my glasses and not being able to find them
I ran out of contacts and I have been wearing my glasses for a few months. I finally saved up enough to get a 6 month supply. I am so excited!
November 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I ran out of contacts and I have been wearing my glasses for a few months. I finally saved up enough to get a 6 month supply. I am so excited!
Everything about life is rapidly getting worse and there’s nothing I can do about it.
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Everything about life is rapidly getting worse and there’s nothing I can do about it.
It’s November and I still can’t wear jeans bc it’s too hot outside.
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It’s November and I still can’t wear jeans bc it’s too hot outside.
About to lose my mind. Pharmacy letting me know my prescription that I need to live has gone up 4x in price from 3 months ago.
November 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
About to lose my mind. Pharmacy letting me know my prescription that I need to live has gone up 4x in price from 3 months ago.
Man at the bar with his pet grey rabbit named Bugs.
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Man at the bar with his pet grey rabbit named Bugs.
Ugh. Ok. Sombr is good.
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Ugh. Ok. Sombr is good.
If there’s anything I inherited from my mother, it’s my inability to not talk shit about other people whom we genuinely love.
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
If there’s anything I inherited from my mother, it’s my inability to not talk shit about other people whom we genuinely love.
You’re a superstar at the gay bar
November 1, 2025 at 6:46 AM
You’re a superstar at the gay bar
Happy Halloween everyone
November 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Happy Halloween everyone
Not enough gays talking about Rose Gray.
October 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Not enough gays talking about Rose Gray.
Friend of mine of 20 years passed away this week and the bar he worked for made an AI written memorial with an AI created photo. I am in hell.
October 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Friend of mine of 20 years passed away this week and the bar he worked for made an AI written memorial with an AI created photo. I am in hell.
Reposted by Andrew
Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs.
Our new ad just aired during Survivor.
Our new ad just aired during Survivor.
October 16, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Andrew, we're voting you off the island and back to the suburbs.
Our new ad just aired during Survivor.
Our new ad just aired during Survivor.
Disturbing Behavior is really just Stepford Wives with angsty teens.
October 16, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Disturbing Behavior is really just Stepford Wives with angsty teens.
I love the term bigwig. Like yes that person over there is in charge, I can tell bc that wig is huge.
October 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I love the term bigwig. Like yes that person over there is in charge, I can tell bc that wig is huge.
Let me know when you see the problem with this CO2 detector.
October 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Let me know when you see the problem with this CO2 detector.