Squirt is NOT pee. It's NOT cum either. It's a different third thing. A religious experience, honestly
December 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Squirt is NOT pee. It's NOT cum either. It's a different third thing. A religious experience, honestly
Time to play "Am I a shell of my former self or am I dehydrated"
December 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Time to play "Am I a shell of my former self or am I dehydrated"
ALL BIRDS HAVE TAILS
November 22, 2025 at 4:54 AM
ALL BIRDS HAVE TAILS
To those that I browse with:
Please keep stealing my data
These class action checks
Are too slow to come
And too small to cover a meal
But it's nice to know
You think I have worth
Please keep stealing my data
These class action checks
Are too slow to come
And too small to cover a meal
But it's nice to know
You think I have worth
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
To those that I browse with:
Please keep stealing my data
These class action checks
Are too slow to come
And too small to cover a meal
But it's nice to know
You think I have worth
Please keep stealing my data
These class action checks
Are too slow to come
And too small to cover a meal
But it's nice to know
You think I have worth
One wet burrito please, hold the wet. No I don't want a dry burrito. Make it snappy. Five stars are on the line, buddy
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
One wet burrito please, hold the wet. No I don't want a dry burrito. Make it snappy. Five stars are on the line, buddy
Forgive me, for I am unc
Absolve me, for I am chopped
Avenge me, for I am cooked
Absolve me, for I am chopped
Avenge me, for I am cooked
November 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Forgive me, for I am unc
Absolve me, for I am chopped
Avenge me, for I am cooked
Absolve me, for I am chopped
Avenge me, for I am cooked
Roomie: Do you ever regret getting a cat?
Me: Only between the hours of 5:30 to 8 AM and 11:00PM to 3 AM
Me: Only between the hours of 5:30 to 8 AM and 11:00PM to 3 AM
September 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Roomie: Do you ever regret getting a cat?
Me: Only between the hours of 5:30 to 8 AM and 11:00PM to 3 AM
Me: Only between the hours of 5:30 to 8 AM and 11:00PM to 3 AM
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Another day in the wife mines. Boss says if we don’t find another vein of single monogamous sweeties soon they’re gonna close us down. Says poly couples where the guy is straight are the future anyway. City boy doesn’t understand. My father, my grandfather, they all dug wife in these tunnels
February 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Another day in the wife mines. Boss says if we don’t find another vein of single monogamous sweeties soon they’re gonna close us down. Says poly couples where the guy is straight are the future anyway. City boy doesn’t understand. My father, my grandfather, they all dug wife in these tunnels
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They will generate a fake world in order to justify tearing down the real one
August 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
They will generate a fake world in order to justify tearing down the real one
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Patently absurd that the Democrats spent most of last week going after Zohran Mamdani instead of focusing on rallying against the bill
July 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Patently absurd that the Democrats spent most of last week going after Zohran Mamdani instead of focusing on rallying against the bill
Fucked up that a single burger isn't quite enough to make you full
June 28, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Fucked up that a single burger isn't quite enough to make you full
I loaded this bad boy with enough msg to kill a Caucasian doctor
June 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I loaded this bad boy with enough msg to kill a Caucasian doctor
Circus liquor clown, your so sexy ahaha make that face I like
June 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Circus liquor clown, your so sexy ahaha make that face I like
Listening to happy birthday be like: Man this probably hits so hard if it's your birthday
June 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Listening to happy birthday be like: Man this probably hits so hard if it's your birthday
It's rough, man. I really used to have a passion for the fiddle but idk now. There's something about watching the city burn that's really throwing off my groove
March 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It's rough, man. I really used to have a passion for the fiddle but idk now. There's something about watching the city burn that's really throwing off my groove
Brilliant things are happening on OfferUp
January 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Brilliant things are happening on OfferUp
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where does the new york times even find these people
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
where does the new york times even find these people
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anatomy dog
December 13, 2024 at 3:12 AM
anatomy dog
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I need a second season of CABINET OF CURIOSITIES to be announced. It was clearly just getting started, and I want some high-quality ongoing anthology horror shows, please.
December 12, 2024 at 10:10 PM
I need a second season of CABINET OF CURIOSITIES to be announced. It was clearly just getting started, and I want some high-quality ongoing anthology horror shows, please.
I need you to love me the way a true crime girlie loves Ted Bundy
December 10, 2024 at 8:11 AM
I need you to love me the way a true crime girlie loves Ted Bundy
It's a fine day for questioning my life choices
December 8, 2024 at 10:12 PM
It's a fine day for questioning my life choices
Contrary to the Harlan Ellison story, every cell of my body has a mouth and it's constantly screaming now and forever
December 8, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Contrary to the Harlan Ellison story, every cell of my body has a mouth and it's constantly screaming now and forever
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