Just like he was going to make a super speed tunnel in CA, solar panels that look like shingles for residential … he’s got a lot in common with 🍊💩

Yes. When her kids were crying bc the Pats lost to the Eagles (Go Birds) and she smugly said something about daddy can’t win EVERY game, you have to LET someone else win sometimes.

Absolutely. Go Birds! Shout out to Jalen Hurts and his all-female executive team 😎

Every memo reads is if it was written by a child
“playing office” with a friend.

Currently hoping I’m not going to have to do either and it never seemed conceivable before now.

Team FLAVOR FLAV again. Thank you for being a beacon of light and goodness in these dark times and acknowledging the light in others too.

Now the police officer’s life and whoever else in the vicinity is forever changed and it should have never been.

Hello friends 👋🏼

Terrible, yet unsurprising